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Bradburied adj. Having drunk more than a modest banknote ought to finance, and now lying quietly beneath a blanket. Avionne got Bradburied and spent the evening folded beneath the sofa blanket. Bradfieldianed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the kitchen timetable as a matter of boarding-school discipline. Riyansh got Bradfieldianed and issued the sofa a strict schedule for cushions and blankets. Bradford Hill criteriaed adj. Of a drinker: causally linked to the disappearance of snacks, cushions and household composure. Janeliz got Bradford Hill criteriaed, and every missing biscuit was traced back to the sofa. Bradford assayed adj. Of a drinker who has changed colour sufficiently to quantify the evening by the kitchen light. Rocke got Bradford assayed and inspected his changing complexion in the microwave door. Bradford peared adj. Describing a drinker who has spread attractively across the sofa but is no longer structurally upright. Petra got Bradford peared and settled beneath the lamp in a broad domestic collapse. Bradforded (/ˈbɹædfəɹdd/) adj. You are drunk and shaken enough to mistake the sofa for a gently moving martini. Joshuaa got Bradforded and sat very still while the kitchen appeared to sway. Bradfordianed adj. A drinker who has made the sofa a temporary borough and the kitchen a distant authority. Pardis got Bradfordianed and governed the sitting room from beneath a blanket. Bradshawed adj. The state of being drunk and consulting the kitchen route as though it were an obsolete railway timetable. Auree got Bradshawed and planned the journey from sofa to sink in several stages. Brady Bunched adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered every cushion, blanket and glass into one large domestic family. Marve got Brady Bunched and assembled the entire sofa's furnishings around himself. Brady's reagented adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the kitchen into a test tube and is awaiting a visible colour change. Johnmichael got Brady's reagented and watched the squash alter the water's colour with interest. Braeburned (/ˈbɹeɪbɜːnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and crisp enough to object when handled roughly. Susian was found Braeburned beside the fruit bowl, defending one immaculate apple from removal. Braforded adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the determined mixture of placidity and forward motion found in a crossbred beast. Gursimar was Braforded by closing time, placid until anyone approached the crisps. Bragg mirrored adj. Drunk by closing time, and reflecting every remark without admitting any light of your own. Jaylah was Bragg mirrored, returning each question to its asker across the bar. Bragg peaked adj. Still drunk, and reaching maximum enthusiasm just before coming to rest against something solid. Avilene was Bragg peaked by the taxi rank, having reached her highest energy beside the kebab shop. Bragg planed adj. Too drunk to stand anywhere except at a precise right angle to an imaginary line through the pub. Hargun was Bragg planed beside the bar, square to a direction nobody else could see. Bragg scatteringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to send every conversation back in orderly reflections from the same internal surface. Tziporah was Bragg scatteringed, bouncing each question neatly between the tables.