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BS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into giving scientific certainty to an observation made from the wrong end of the telescope. Taos was BS'd and estimated the moon’s distance using the length of the bar. BSA'd adj. Of a drinker who has analysed the system and concluded that another round is essential. Sedelia was BSA'd, diagnosing a shortage of taxis as the evening's central problem. BSAered adj. Emboldened by drink to volunteer for every remaining task, including carrying strangers' coats. Tomeki became BSAered and offered to organise the entire queue for taxis. BSB'd adj. Drunk past the point of retaining the pub's code, route or anything else involving ordered digits. Keldric was BSB'd and gave the taxi driver a sequence of numbers instead of an address. BSCCO'd adj. Softened by drink into a high-temperature conductor of improbable ideas. Terrah was BSCCO'd and carried a speculative theory through the room with unusual efficiency. BSD licensed adj. Slowed by drink to sharing everything freely, including advice nobody requested for the journey home. Arabella-mae was BSD licensed by closing time, distributing unrestricted directions to the station. BSD'd adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking physical confidence for authority over the room. Adlea got BSD'd and attempted to settle the music dispute by standing taller. BSDE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of solving tomorrow's uncertainty by falling over today. Margaree became BSDE'd and treated the staircase as a stochastic problem. BSE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the thoughts have acquired a spongy texture and travel by uncertain routes. Japjot was BSE'd and took four attempts to identify the coat he had arrived wearing. BSEdded adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to explain secondary education to the people providing it. Melisia got BSEdded and corrected the teacher’s account of her own classroom. BSG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the vast, hot luminosity of a star, then settled beside the glass of water. Shayn was BSG'd by midnight, glowing beside the sofa and refusing the kitchen light. BSHM'd adj. Drunk to the point where hospitality means reorganising strangers, furniture and refreshments without permission. Drewann became BSHM'd and assigned the guests rooms in a house that was not a hotel. BSHRM'd adj. Drunk enough to manage a hotel and restaurant that exist only in your increasingly confident account of the evening. Spiro was BSHRM'd and turned the sitting room into a reception desk with a complaints book. BSHS'd adj. Drunk and treating every conversation as a case study in health, despite having just lost your shoes. Sonnett was BSHS'd and assessed the party’s general wellbeing from beneath the dining table. BSI'd adj. Of a drinker: sealed against every bodily substance except the one currently being consumed. Cesily got BSI'd and treated a sneeze across the table as a hazardous incident. BSL'd adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a passing feeling for an exact personal reading. Alesya got BSL'd and announced a precise need for another round.