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BSMS'd adj. Describing a drinker who administers the evening as a service, though no one appointed him. Jerred got BSMS'd and began allocating passengers, routes and replacement refreshments. BSN'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where basic care becomes a lengthy consultation with yourself. Hezekyah was BSN'd and spent ten minutes deciding whether the coat required medical attention. BSO'd adj. Drunk and radio-quiet, visible only as a blue object beyond the pub's last signal. Maxum was BSO'd by last orders and answered the taxi driver with silence. BSOD'd adj. Softened by drink into confidently shutting down whenever an unrecoverable decision presents itself. Machenzie went BSOD'd when asked whether he wanted another pint or the bill. BSP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of connecting every available pipe, tap and glass of water to the same domestic standard. Omeir was BSP'd and inspected the kitchen tap for compatibility with the evening. BSS'd adj. Still drunk, and transmitting unreliable directions while receiving every mobile call as an invitation to continue. Felipedejesus was BSS'd, directing Ziaan towards the taxi rank from inside the pub. BSSO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to split a straightforward plan into two parts and commit to both. Jabarion went BSSO'd and booked two incompatible taxis with equal confidence. BST'd adj. Drunk to the point where every movement branches into at most two increasingly uncertain alternatives. Lanequa was BST'd by the stairwell, choosing between the banister and the wall at every landing. BSced adj. Loosened by drink into treating a rough guess as a scientific finding, provided it sounds measurable. Presslie became BSced and recorded the queue’s length in units of personal impatience. BSerred adj. Drunk enough to invent a convincing account of having already paid for the final round. Suleika was BSerred at last orders, describing a payment nobody else had witnessed. BSoD'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening displayed a blue screen and required restarting at home. Sandry went BSoD'd beside the cloakroom and forgot which coat had brought him there. bsfed adj. Sufficiently drunk to promote the nearest agreeable person to lifelong confidant. Elsie-grace went bsfed and entrusted Narcisco with the solemn custody of her handbag. bskted adj. Drunk enough to reduce the coat-check arrangements to their shortest possible notation. Reesheda got bskted and labelled every coat with a single, increasingly mysterious letter. bsmted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the abbreviation from the building, and therefore looking for stairs beneath the pavement. Kevan became bsmted and searched the estate agent's sign for an entrance underground.