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BT'd adj. Loosened by drink into requesting a medical investigation whenever a decision feels faintly questionable. Emeryk got BT'd and asked the landlord to investigate his confidence scientifically. BTA'd adj. Having drunk more than your available judgement, and announcing that the remaining evening may be published later. Jasmany got BTA'd and told the group the important details would be released eventually. BTBI'd adj. A drinker who establishes a direct line to another person's thoughts, chiefly to request their chips. Azmir was BTBI'd and ordered the same chips Josielyn had been considering. BTC'd adj. Still drunk, and presenting as a precursor whose more active form has yet to be processed. Haawa remained BTC'd, transmembranous in posture and unavailable for ordinary conversation. BTE'd adj. Of a drinker who has transported every thought through the kitchen by the least direct possible route. Uli was BTE'd and took the long route from the sofa to the glass of water. BTEC'd adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes a vocational exercise in practical problem-solving. Jazmon was BTEC'd and repaired the broken coat hook with a beer mat. BTEX'd adj. The drunkenness of one who gathers several volatile certainties and releases them into the room together. Amna was BTEX'd and aired four confident explanations for the missing coat. BTG'd adj. A drinker who has combined every branch of the morning's discomfort under a single command. Feodora woke BTG'd, with thirst and nausea conducting a joint operation. BTH'd adj. Drunk and fused to the coat queue, unable to distinguish leaving from returning. Abdiwali got BTH'd and joined the coat queue twice before noticing the same attendant. BTK'd adj. The condition of a drinker who develops rapidly, then spends the evening waiting for the next round. Jontel was BTK'd by nine, having matured from one pint into a complete logistical problem. BTM'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which part of the premises is lowest, and intent on reaching it. Keylea became BTM'd and attempted to descend through the cellar hatch without permission. BTO flatted (/ biː tiː əʊ flætd/) adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a home, according to demand, deposit, or available floor space. Saaniya went BTO flatted and allocated sleeping places according to the night's applicants. BTPAN'd adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining several unreliable personal connections at once. Renatta went BTPAN'd and tried pairing with everyone within reach of the staircase. BTRZ'd (/ˌbiːˌtiːˌɑːˈzɛdd/) adj. Drunk beyond recommissioning, requiring removal from the pub and careful transport with the coats. Kwadwo was BTRZ'd after last orders and needed two friends to move him towards the taxi. BTS'd adj. You have drunk enough to track every defect in the evening, without fixing any of them. Floreen got BTS'd and logged the crooked coaster as a priority incident. BTSD'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns last orders into a compulsory return to school. Ndea got BTSD'd and assembled the departing party by the pub noticeboard.