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BTU'd (/biː.tiː.juːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to warm one pound of water, but not enough to locate the thermometer. Providencia was BTU'd and warmed both hands around a mug of water. BTV'd adj. Describing a drinker who broadcasts every development of the evening to the whole pavement. Tejan was BTV'd, reporting last orders live to passengers who had not asked.
BTX'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a three-part aromatic mixture for a sound basis for conversation. Jayron got BTX'd and described the lager as though reviewing industrial solvents. BTZ black holed adj. Drunk in a way that bends every route home inward, with no light emerging from the passenger seat. Aidden was BTZ black holed and absorbed the taxi journey without acknowledging its destination. Bted adj. Softened by drink into a hereditary title with little authority beyond the nearest sofa cushion. Cadien was Bted, too gentle to rise and fetch the water himself. Btied adj. Of a drinker who has become an agent of selective elimination, chiefly among the smaller and less resilient members of the company. Dmontae grew Btied and began removing the quietest guests from every conversation. Btssed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a title, a dignity, and no reliable recollection of either. Kousuke became Btssed and appended an elaborate distinction to his name on the cloakroom ticket. bTB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who develops a stubborn internal tremor and regards every table as a treatment surface. Hawaiki was bTB'd and steadied himself against the bar with professional solemnity. btled adj. Loosened by drink into something fit for holding liquid, though not much else. Cleata was btled after supper, open at the top and unreliable around the contents.
bttmed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the lower part from the whole arrangement. Javyion was bttmed and placed the cushion beneath the table rather than beneath himself.