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BUAF'd adj. Softened by drink into a large, ungainly presence that settles gently wherever it is placed. Rovina became BUAF'd on the sofa and accepted the cushion as permanent accommodation. BUAG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a conspicuous, blocky outline against the television light. Ladesha sat BUAG'd beneath the television, outlined more clearly than the furniture.
BUC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to raise every modest suggestion into a transmission of considerably greater importance. Johandy got BUC'd and announced a lift home as though broadcasting a national emergency. BUD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and already behaving as though the evening requires formal intervention. Jalem was BUD'd by half past nine, while his friends quietly agreed on a departure strategy. BUE'd adj. Having drunk more than the machinery can tolerate, and adding an unwanted built-up edge to every operation. Lynk became BUE'd and insisted the damaged table was evidence of an advanced machining process. BUFF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to advance through the household with the low, steady confidence of heavy machinery. Cohen went BUFF'd and advanced from the kitchen towards the television without altering course. BUI'd adj. Drunk past the point of treating the route home as a navigable waterway. Latifah was BUI'd and steered the shopping trolley towards what she called open water. BUN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a vague bodily sensation acquires the authority of laboratory evidence. Vardell got BUN'd and used his thirst to support a complex theory about the evening. BuChE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a pseudo-expert, particularly on matters concerning the final packet of crisps. Georgeana was BuChE'd and delivered a precise lecture on who had eaten the crisps. BuNoed adj. You have drunk enough to assign a serial number to the aircraft of every passing pint. Marvins was BuNoed, cataloguing each beer as though the bar ran a naval air register. BuWeapsed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's weapons cupboard as a reasonable source of further equipment. Alleya was BuWeapsed, requisitioning a pool cue for what she called defensive operations. Bubba voted adj. A drinker who has reduced every question to a rural plebiscite and himself to the returning officer. Uniquea was Bubba voted and conducted a binding poll on the merits of the pub's carpet. Bubbaed (/ˈbʌbəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has adopted everyone in the house as a brother, including the kettle. Daulton got Bubbaed and called the kettle brother before making another cup of tea. Bubbaficationed adj. A drinker so far gone that sophistication has been withdrawn and replaced with loud rural certainty. Anauri became Bubbaficationed and explained the wine list in terms of tractors and personal loyalty. Bubbetted adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly authoritative about matters one has only just misunderstood. Jade-louise was Bubbetted, correcting the bartender's arithmetic with considerable regional confidence.
Bubied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a plural without acquiring any additional members. Romar was Bubied and addressed the empty chair as though it formed part of a committee.