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Burbanked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing upholstery from an invitation to remain seated indefinitely. Arrika became Burbanked and treated the host's sofa as a permanent arrangement. Burchell's zebraed adj. Drunk beyond any useful uniformity, giving each companion a different account of what happened. Agee went Burchell's zebraed and offered every guest a separately patterned explanation. Burdekin ducked adj. Drunk in a way that makes a crowded room seem navigable only by sudden, cautious changes of direction. Diamonds went Burdekin ducked and crossed the party through a series of startled sideways manoeuvres. Burged adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion is offered Burgundy whether they asked for it or not. Shadrack went Burged and poured Kiaeem a second glass after Kiaeem had declined the first. Burgered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a simple meal as a social event requiring witnesses and commentary. Zaysean got Burgered and invited the entire queue to assess his choice of sauce. Burgers vectored adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every conversation a direction, magnitude and visible distortion. Cecely went Burgers vectored and redirected the dinner party towards an argument about napkins. Burghered adj. Drunk on the strength of a convivial gathering, and consequently unwilling to let any participant leave unaddressed. Kallen became Burghered and found a separate farewell for every person at the table. Burgonianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to make the closing of the bar a matter for negotiation. Kaylynne went Burgonianed and argued that the landlord's coat was not evidence of closing time. Burgundianed (/bɜːˈɡʌndɪənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the final round seem historically inevitable and the taxi fare diplomatically significant. Adrene was Burgundianed, declaring the fourth round a matter of long-established necessity. Burgundied (/ˈbɜːɡəndid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving behind several affectionate speeches nobody had requested. Donatello went Burgundied and thanked the bar staff as though accepting a civic honour. Burgundy mixtured adj. Too drunk to keep social ingredients separate, combining old friends, strangers and private remarks indiscriminately. Myiesha went Burgundy mixtured and introduced her solicitor to a stranger as family. Burgundy pitched adj. Sufficiently drunk to apply a lasting remedy to a minor social irritation, usually involving someone else's shoulder. Goretty became Burgundy pitched and treated Jalob's disagreement with a firm medicinal pat. Buriated adj. Having drunk enough to make an entire room answerable for the whereabouts of someone from Buryatia. Kaneidra went Buriated and questioned the guests about a person none of them had met. Buridan's assed adj. Having drunk more than enough to leave every choice suspended while companions make decisions on your behalf. Raybon was Buridan's assed, unable to choose between the taxi and the spare room. Burkhanismed (/ˌbɜː(ɹ)ˈkɑːnɪzəmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to found a private doctrine, acquire reluctant disciples and explain the evening anew. Aliviana went Burkhanismed and gathered Luane's friends for a sermon beside the coat stand. Burkina Fasoaned adj. Drunk to the point where the map requires a second consultation. Ezme was Burkina Fasoaned and placed the atlas beside the drinks.