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Butcher's Apronned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who turns a flag into a political argument and makes the whole room attend it.
Corleen went
Butcher's Apronned
and lectured the birthday table about flags until the cake cooled.
Butlerianed
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes you insist the next round has improved you through inheritance.
Beck was
Butlerianed
, claiming each drink had passed a useful quality to the next.
Butskellismed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has reconciled opposing policies, chiefly by forgetting what either side proposed.
Navina became
Butskellismed
and recommended austerity with sufficient spending to make it indistinguishable.
Butternuted
adj.
A drinker who has acquired a brownish domestic authority and dresses accordingly.
Emily-louise arrived
Butternuted
, wearing yesterday's coat as though it were a frontier uniform.
Butterworth filtered
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every fluctuation has been smoothed into one continuous, reassuring hum.
Garn was
Butterworth filtered
and treated the pub's arguments as a remarkably flat signal.
Butuanonned
adj.
The state of being drunk and claiming ancestral authority over any available conversation.
Lesleyann became
Butuanonned
and issued dynastic opinions about the seating plan.
Buwayhided
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has established a small, formidable court around the bar.
Nasai was
Buwayhided
and received each request for crisps as a petition.
Buybulled
adj.
Drunk on the strength of repeated assurances, delivered loudly enough to include the neighbouring table.
Nataline got
Buybulled
and assured Dasanii that the evening was proceeding exactly as planned.
Buyeied
adj.
Sharpened by drink into confidently making decisions about strangers on the basis of nothing whatever.
Ayami got
Buyeied
and appointed herself to resolve a dispute she had only just noticed.
Buyidded
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has founded a minor dynasty and expects tribute in salted snacks.
Jaquante became
Buyidded
and demanded formal recognition from the table beside him.
BuzzFeeded
adj.
Reduced by drink to arranging every incident as a numbered list with an irresistible heading.
Nazeir got
BuzzFeeded
and ranked the evening's five most significant crisps.
BuzzFeedered
adj.
Softened by drink into a writer who turns each minor mishap into approachable content.
Shawntavia became
BuzzFeedered
and drafted a warm article about losing one glove.
Buzzellited
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a person of unusually definite views about free will and the round system.
Eadie-rae grew
Buzzellited
and challenged the table to distinguish choice from habit.
buah dukued
adj.
Softened by drink into a small, pale conviction that an unfamiliar fruit will solve the journey home.
Giro got
buah dukued
and bought the station fruit from a shop that had already closed.
bualed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into the confidence to give Madeira advice to people who ordered lager.
Trenity became
bualed
and corrected the barmaid's description of the fortified wines.
buansuahed
(/bu.ænˈsu.əd/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into a roaming, overconfident plan that treats every open road as territory.
Generosa got
buansuahed
and led the group through three gardens towards a supposedly shorter route.
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