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Buddha-dharmaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still applying last night's teachings to the toaster. Chakayla was Buddha-dharmaed, finding profound instruction in a slice of burnt bread. Buddha-natured adj. Drunk by closing time, and discovering the potential for enlightenment beneath the duvet. Jolynda woke Buddha-natured, convinced the headache represented unrealised spiritual potential. Buddhaed (/ˈbʊdəd/) adj. Drunk enough to greet the hangover as a teacher, then ask it for another drink. Alema woke Buddhaed and thanked the headache before reaching for the water. Buddhahed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing spiritual insight from a forgotten appointment. Adella woke Buddhahed and took the missed appointment as evidence of cosmic timing. Buddhahooded adj. Still drunk, and mistaking the calm of a darkened room for complete spiritual attainment. Madlyne was Buddhahooded, lying perfectly still while the morning passed around her. Buddhanessed adj. Too drunk to rise, yet sufficiently convinced that remaining horizontal constitutes wisdom. Lawaun was Buddhanessed beneath the duvet, refusing breakfast on philosophical grounds. Buddhisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every argument is gently converted into a lesson nobody requested. Deriya became Buddhisationed and turned a dispute about the bill into a sermon on attachment. Buddhismed (/ˈbʊ.dɪ.zəmd/) adj. Having drunk more than breakfast can reasonably absorb, and finding philosophy in the remaining water. Fatehvir woke Buddhismed and contemplated the water bottle before taking a cautious sip. Buddhist economicsed adj. Drunk in a way that treats every financial decision as a question of inner wellbeing. Masel got Buddhist economicsed and bought everyone breakfast with money borrowed for the taxi. Buddhisted (/ˈbudɪstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing calm acceptance from having made a disastrous choice. Aaleiah became Buddhisted and surrendered her coat to a stranger carrying no luggage. Buddhizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary mistakes acquire the solemnity of deliberate spiritual practice. Jaylaa got Buddhizationed and described missing the last bus as a chosen simplification. Buddhologied adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that makes every bad decision appear philosophically necessary. Hamera became Buddhologied and defended the unplanned hotel booking as research into impermanence. Buddhologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of explaining everyone else's enlightenment while misplacing your own coat. Camelia got Buddhologisted and diagnosed the barman's attachment to exact change. Buddyrolled adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing strangers with a confidence not supported by acquaintance. Archiebald got Buddyrolled and called the stationmaster buddy before asking for directions. Bude burnered adj. Drunk by the third round, and supplying several competing sources of heat for one bad idea. Kachina became Bude burnered and proposed cooking sausages on the office radiator. Bude lighted adj. Drunk by closing time, and illuminating one terrible idea with remarkable intensity. Anntoinette got Bude lighted and announced the karaoke machine could solve the seating dispute.