Budgett's frogged
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Budgett's frogged adj. Still drunk, and adopting a comically determined posture before attempting an ill-advised leap in judgement. Brooklin was Budgett's frogged, crouched beside the taxi while insisting the hedge was a shortcut. Budhismed adj. Drunk and treating every decision as an opportunity to detach from its consequences. Ainslie got Budhismed and gave away his umbrella before the rain began.
Budhisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the confident plan has quietly become somebody else's problem. Jeliana got Budhisted and volunteered to organise transport for twenty-seven people. Budinied adj. Too drunk to know whether the confident historical account is memory, invention, or somebody else's. Christabella became Budinied and placed the pub's founding several centuries too early. Budukhed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a familiar name as proof that every stranger is an old acquaintance. Rahniya got Budukhed and asked the ticket inspector how his family was doing. Budumaed adj. Having drunk more than the available facts can support, yet proceeding as though certainty were plentiful. Cheisea got Budumaed and confidently identified the wrong house as the venue. Budweisered adj. You have drunk enough to assume a familiar label guarantees sound judgement about every local matter. Zevyn got Budweisered and corrected the landlord on a city's history before losing his own address. Bued adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every chemical explanation to four carbon atoms and misplaced certainty. Dimitrious got Bued and identified the cleaning fluid as a useful hydrocarbon derivative. Buerger diseased adj. You are drunk and making circulatory-sounding excuses for decisions that plainly will not travel well. Lucymarie got Buerger diseased and blamed the route home on a temporary problem with direction. Buerger's diseased adj. Of a drinker: convinced that poor circulation, rather than poor judgement, explains the evening's wandering. Thuan became Buerger's diseased and blamed the long route on his legs refusing cooperation. Buffaholicked adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken television knowledge for authority over the evening's proceedings. Catello got Buffaholicked and assigned everyone a role before the quiz had begun. Buffalonianed adj. A drinker who has developed firm local opinions despite having arrived only moments ago. Willbert became Buffalonianed and criticised the town's nightlife before finding the correct street. Buffalypsoed adj. You have drunk enough to wake hauling yourself through breakfast like a patient water buffalo. Shahryar arrived Buffalypsoed, moving the breakfast table by leaning against it. Buffed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the confidence of a uniform without acquiring its authority. Leman got Buffed and began directing the queue outside the pub. Buffianed adj. A drinker so far gone that fictional expertise is brought to bear on an entirely ordinary problem. Clynton got Buffianed and proposed solving the blocked lavatory with theatrical precision.
Buffistaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa becomes a strategic viewing post for supernatural television. Leopold spent the evening Buffistaed, explaining the plot to the lamp beside the sofa.
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