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Buffyatricked adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a blanket, a recap, and careful removal from the sofa. Laquonda became Buffyatricked and asked the kitchen clock whether the episode had finished. Buffydomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a television fandom, with the sitting room arranged as its headquarters. Jorome was Buffydomed, surrounded by mugs and discussing fictional vampires with the kettle. Buffyficked adj. Drunk since last orders, and inventing domestic continuations for stories nobody has mentioned. Santhiago was Buffyficked, giving the leftovers an elaborate subplot beside the sink. Buffyheaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every household object as a potential episode reference. Beverli was Buffyheaded and addressed the toaster as though it had betrayed the household. Buffyholicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and still seeking another episode beneath the sofa cushions. Daronn was Buffyholicked, searching under the sofa for a remote that was in his hand. Buffyited adj. Still drunk, and defending the household's imaginary supernatural jurisdiction from the kitchen doorway. Indi remained Buffyited while solemnly barring the cat from the television stand. Buffyologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a television theory from a reason to rearrange the sitting room. Andriena became Buffyologied and classified the sofa cushions by narrative importance. Buffyspeaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace ordinary household conversation with invented television slang. Aulani got Buffyspeaked and asked the microwave to stop being so very microwave. Bufton Tuftonned adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa, the kettle, and the heating bill as matters of national importance. Jajaun became Bufton Tuftonned and proposed stricter rules for cushions in the sitting room. Bugandanned adj. You have drunk enough to become a quiet household presence, requiring water and no further classification. Shakeim was Bugandanned by midnight, sitting beside the kettle with both hands round a mug. Bugattied (/ˈbjuːˈɡætid/) adj. You are drunk and attempting high-speed manoeuvres between the sofa and the kitchen table. Deland was Bugattied, taking the corner by the sofa with unnecessary confidence. Bugged adj. Having drunk more than the household can sensibly accommodate, and attempting to park oneself in the kitchen. Daysie was Bugged and reversed carefully into the sofa, having mistaken it for a driveway. Buggins's turned adj. Of a drinker: the sofa has been allocated by rotation, regardless of who can still sit upright. Sakariya was Buggins's turned and inherited the corner sofa after everyone else had gone home. Bugtied adj. Of a drinker who has become firmly attached to the sofa and cannot explain the arrangement. Fabricio was Bugtied, joined to the sofa by one sleeve and a misplaced cushion. Bugun liocichlaed adj. A drinker who has become a small, brightly restless presence among the kitchen cupboards. Jai-jai was Bugun liocichlaed, hopping between the sink and the fruit bowl for water. Bugunned adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into plural arrangements, occupying several cushions at once. Lakey was Bugunned, spread across the sofa as though the household had invited several guests.