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BV'd adj. The state of being drunk and accompanied by unseen singers who contribute chiefly at the wrong moment. Harley-reece got BV'd and heard harmonies whenever the microwave announced its programme. BVD'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become visibly fluid in judgement, conversation, and routes between rooms. Demaria was BVD'd and made several unrecorded journeys between the kitchen and the garden. BVDsed adj. Drunk, with the result that trousers become an administrative detail best resolved after breakfast. Jataya was BVDsed by the second taxi and attempted to leave wearing only a borrowed jacket. BVH'd adj. Having drunk more than the room can conveniently contain, with every person and chair arranged into a hierarchy. Elijaha got BVH'd and organised the wedding guests according to their distance from the crisps. BVIslandered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person geographically uncommitted, but certain the taxi is nearby. Dailyn was BVIslandered outside the pub, waiting calmly for a taxi already carrying someone else. BVM'd adj. Drunk and requiring the sort of direct mechanical encouragement ordinarily reserved for restoring respiration. Hadjer became BVM'd and needed steady prompting before attempting the stairs. BVO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the evening's questionable mixture for everyone on the journey home. Lanaiya was BVO'd and made Jeylen share the final crisps with three people from another table. BVP'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a boundary value problem with no acceptable solution. Marqwan got BVP'd and spent twenty minutes determining the conditions for going home. BVRAAM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the final round towards a destination no one nearby can see. Sharrika was BVRAAM'd and launched the last round at an entirely different table. BVSced adj. Drunk, with the result that practical veterinary science is confidently applied to anything with legs, wheels or a handle. Ruhaan became BVSced and attempted to comfort the bicycle after its chain came off. BVetMeded adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the patient is a cushion, yet confident in prescribing rest and a biscuit. Somiah was BVetMeded and examined the sofa for signs of seasonal distress.