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BW'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has issued an arrest warrant for your dignity on sight. Dayna looked BW'd when the kettle appeared, surrendering before it had boiled. BWA'd adj. Still drunk, and treating a routine warning about water as a personal emergency directive. Jacquel was BWA'd and boiled bottled water before accepting a sealed packet of crisps. BWAD'd adj. Having drunk more than can safely be contained before the device goes off. Rickeshia was BWAD'd and treated the bar towel as a launch mechanism. BWB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that your body and arms form one broad, poorly steerable vehicle. Kazmer came BWB'd out of the pub and required both elbows to negotiate the doorway. BWC'd adj. Of a drinker who has recorded the entire journey home on their person, chiefly in crumbs and sofa dust. Thessaly was BWC'd, carrying visual evidence of the kitchen floor on both sleeves. BWER'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a bounded echo of himself, with the morning returning weakly from every room. Juniper woke BWER'd, hearing yesterday's conversation return from the kettle in diminishing replies. BWG'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every journey home to a question of diameter. Argentina was BWG'd and judged the taxi doorway too narrow for a dignified exit. BWM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the route to the lavatory becomes a measured experiment in navigation. Aleeya was BWM'd and tested three routes to the lavatory before choosing the longest. BWR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to run on a sealed core of hot water, quietly and under pressure. Pharah went BWR'd and spent the last round humming beside the radiator. BWS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has grown noticeably larger in confidence than in any other respect. Eldred was BWS'd and occupied rather more conversational space than the chair required. BWT'd adj. Having drunk enough to rearrange every sentence into runs of the same sound. Lisette got BWT'd and repeated the final word of every sentence until someone intervened. BWWM'd adj. Of a drinker: pairing the sofa and kitchen as though each were a suitable romantic counterpart. Diantha became BWWM'd and introduced the sofa to the kitchen table. BwO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating without an obvious internal arrangement of limbs, plans, or intentions. Doloris was BwO'd on the sofa, while the glass of water remained an external objective. Bwitied adj. Loosened by drink into a visionary who consults the coat stand before making ordinary decisions. Kaliann became Bwitied and sought guidance from a hat neither she nor anyone else recognised. bwanaed (/ˈbwɑːnəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself senior partner of the queue for taxis. Rameka became bwanaed and organised everyone’s coats before losing his own. bwbached adj. You are drunk and haunting the coat pile after everyone else has gone home. Tyesia was bwbached beside the umbrellas, appearing whenever someone reached for a coat.