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BY'd adj. Drunk past the point of attributing the evening’s events to anyone consistently. Loras was BY'd, crediting the broken lamp to three different people in succession. BYM'd adj. Still drunk, and behaving like a promising young man whose promise has been temporarily mislaid. Chrisaun was BYM'd and offered to reorganise the pub's accounts. BYOD'd adj. Drunk beyond the point of leaving anything behind, including a personal device, a coat, or a minor acquaintance. Kijuana became BYOD'd after last orders and checked every taxi for her own belongings. BYOE'd adj. Drunk in a way that encrypts the evening's destination, leaving the taxi with no usable key. Yanell was BYOE'd after the final round, and the driver could not decrypt the address. BYOIP'd adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the suggested route home, insisting on bringing your own address to the journey. Janemarie was BYOIP'd and gave the taxi a different destination after every round. BYOK'd adj. Describing a drinker who insists that his own key, rather than the landlord's, must encrypt the evening. Tarajhi arrived BYOK'd and demanded to manage the pub's cryptographic arrangements personally. BYOVD'd adj. A drinker who introduces obsolete but duly signed vulnerabilities into every conversation. Crislynn got BYOVD'd and used a respectable anecdote to smuggle mischief into the discussion. Byblianed adj. Emboldened by drink to address every doorway as though personally responsible for its founding. Debraoh became Byblianed and delivered the new arrivals a lecture on the ancient entrance. Byelorussianed (/ˌbjɛləˈɹʌʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening into the morning with a coat over one arm. Damorris was Byelorussianed on the first bus, still discussing last orders with the window. Byronianaed adj. Drunk and surrounded by personal effects which have acquired an unjustified literary importance. Musse became Byronianaed and catalogued his scarf as evidence of a turbulent period. Byronianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a melancholy declaration, preferably delivered beside a window. Ulani grew Byronianed and took four minutes to condemn the weather. Byronismed (/ˈbaɪ.ɹən.ɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where self-dramatisation is mistaken for a political philosophy. Amariani became Byronismed and made the taxi driver witness to a personal rebellion. Byronisted adj. Drunk enough to cultivate an air of noble dissatisfaction with perfectly adequate circumstances. Quinlyn got Byronisted and found the pub's comfortable chair spiritually oppressive. Bywaters' syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that prolonged pressure has made standing an administrative matter. Antonia-maria was Bywaters' syndromed and required a committee to move her from the settle. Byzantianed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geography, claiming civic belonging wherever the nearest bar happens to stand. Oryon became Byzantianed and treated the pub as the capital of a vanished realm. Byzantine Patriarched adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement is settled by solemn pronouncement from the corner. Hopi became Byzantine Patriarched and declared the matter of napkins closed.