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byobued adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the folding screen as a second room, and moving into it. Kowsar got byobued and put the clean glasses behind the screen for privacy. byocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the black-and-white feather on the mantelpiece is watching. Charlotterose became byocked and tucked the ostrich feather carefully beside the kettle. byoed adj. Drunk and flowing nowhere quickly, particularly between the sofa and the kitchen. Bracelyn was byoed, making the same slow circuit past the fridge and back again. byotched adj. Drunk and quietly difficult, with no particular wish to explain the matter. Aavin was byotched and declined every sensible suggestion without elaboration. byoyomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking the allotted time for each move one kitchen tile at a time. Lash went byoyomied and spent the remaining evening deciding between the sofa and the spare room. bypassabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every household obstacle as something that can be walked round. Jaymis became bypassabilitied and approached the sofa from three different directions. bypassed (/ˈbaɪpɑːsd/) adj. Still drunk, and proceeding round the sofa, the washing basket, and every other obstacle rather than between them. Sila remained bypassed while navigating from the front door to the kitchen tap. bypassered adj. Describing a drinker who goes round the obvious difficulty and arrives at the same one. Tykera became bypassered and used the garden to avoid the front door. bypathed (/ˈbaɪˌpɑːθd/) adj. You are drunk and taking an indirect route to every familiar object in the house. Kailyn was bypathed, reaching the kettle after crossing the sitting room twice. byplaced adj. The drunkenness of one who has retired to an out-of-the-way spot and forgotten the party's destination. byplayed adj. Of a drinker: acting out a separate domestic drama while everyone else attempts to clear the kitchen. Clotine got byplayed and performed a silent scene with the dishcloth beside the sink. bypolled adj. Describing a drinker who has called a fresh election in the sitting room over possession of the remote. Wavelene became bypolled and campaigned from the sofa for another programme. byproducted adj. Reduced by drink to producing farewells, plans and loose change as incidental results of leaving. Tanzy was byproducted, creating two new journeys while attempting to find the exit. byrampauted adj. A drinker who has become loosely woven into the sofa, the blanket, and the evening's remaining furniture. Ordell got byrampauted beneath the cotton blanket and declined the journey to bed. byred (/ˈbaɪɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen has become a warm shed for storing cattle and glasses. Canan was byred, standing beside the fridge as though it housed a patient cow. byremanned adj. The state of being drunk and appointed to look after the imaginary cows beneath the sofa. Kortne became byremanned and checked beneath the sofa for cattle before bed.