BZ black holed
Bzed

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BZ black holed adj. Drunk to the extent of extracting the evening's remaining energy and emitting it towards an uncertain taxi. Mareme was BZ black holed by last orders, sending one final burst of enthusiasm towards the cab rank. BZ reactioned adj. Softened by drink into an oscillating chemical process, alternating between certainty and immediate apology. Alla went BZ reactioned and changed her firm answer every time the waiter returned.
BZD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a prescription-shaped confidence, and offering medical reassurance to everyone present. Andromeda was BZD'd and assured the entire birthday party that nobody needed to worry about anything. BZO'd adj. The state of being drunk and confidently fixing everyone’s sight on the wrong target. Daemian got BZO'd and spent ten minutes aiming his toast at the wrong person. BZP'd adj. A drinker who has acquired recreational euphoria without any corresponding improvement in judgement. Aurla got BZP'd and declared the fruit machine a public service. Bzed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning stripped of its softer edges and formally attached to regret. Shanann was Bzed by breakfast, reducing every apology to its most functional component.
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