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c-decayed adj. Loosened by drink into insisting that tonight's shortening explanations prove the universe is young. Aul became c-decayed and persuaded the whole table that distant galaxies were an accounting error. c-flatted adj. A drinker who has fallen below the intended pitch of the evening while conducting it with authority. Delylah got c-flatted and directed the birthday chorus from beneath the table.
c-holed adj. Emboldened by drink to open a resonant gap in every conversation and play through it. Hulet went c-holed and supplied a mournful accompaniment whenever anyone began speaking. c-noted adj. Drunk and carrying the conversational value of a hundred-dollar note, whether invited or not. c-selectioned adj. Drunk on the strength of selecting one category, then defending it as though it mattered. Eustacio was c-selectioned and chose 'dessert' for the remaining contents of the table. c-sharped adj. Reduced by drink to correcting the pitch of the kettle instead of fetching the glass of water. Jazarian was c-sharped and lectured the kettle on its upper register. c-stored adj. Drunk to the point where every need is met by the nearest small shop and its closing-time shelves. Martese went c-stored and bought toothpaste, crisps and a torch from the shop beside the pub. c-worded adj. Drunk enough to make the room's strongest swear word seem like a term of address.