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c-decayed
c-worded
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c-decayed
adj.
Loosened by drink into insisting that tonight's shortening explanations prove the universe is young.
Aul became
c-decayed
and persuaded the whole table that distant galaxies were an accounting error.
c-flatted
adj.
A drinker who has fallen below the intended pitch of the evening while conducting it with authority.
Delylah got
c-flatted
and directed the birthday chorus from beneath the table.
c-holed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to open a resonant gap in every conversation and play through it.
Hulet went
c-holed
and supplied a mournful accompaniment whenever anyone began speaking.
c-noted
adj.
Drunk and carrying the conversational value of a hundred-dollar note, whether invited or not.
c-selectioned
adj.
Drunk on the strength of selecting one category, then defending it as though it mattered.
Eustacio was
c-selectioned
and chose 'dessert' for the remaining contents of the table.
c-sharped
adj.
Reduced by drink to correcting the pitch of the kettle instead of fetching the glass of water.
Jazarian was
c-sharped
and lectured the kettle on its upper register.
c-stored
adj.
Drunk to the point where every need is met by the nearest small shop and its closing-time shelves.
Martese went
c-stored
and bought toothpaste, crisps and a torch from the shop beside the pub.
c-worded
adj.
Drunk enough to make the room's strongest swear word seem like a term of address.
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