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C and B tortured adj. The state of being drunk and confidently treating an ill-advised restraint as a practical solution. Anajae got C and B tortured and attempted to improve the bar stool with luggage straps. C cleffed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still placing every morning-after complaint precisely on the staff. Nylin was C cleffed by breakfast, locating each complaint carefully on the musical staff. C corporationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking to find the morning-after expenses taxed separately from personal responsibility. Alanson was C corporationed, separating the minibar charges from his own liability before coffee. C familied adj. Still drunk, and speaking in several related morning-after dialects nobody can quite compile. Louida remained C familied, translating the same breakfast request into three incompatible forms. C fibered adj. Too drunk to notice the morning after arriving slowly, without insulation and directly through the nerves. Kandee was C fibered, receiving the coffee's effects slowly and without any protective cushioning. C flatted adj. Of a drinker: lowered by drink, yet insisting the resulting change has improved the composition. Drenda got C flatted and claimed her altered pronunciation gave the toast greater musical authority. C instrumented adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring no change of key, direction or plan before attempting the journey home. Tyquarious was C instrumented, leaving the pub in the same key and the wrong direction. C languaged adj. Having drunk enough to understand the morning-after conversation but produce no usable translation of it. Natanya was C languaged, understanding the receptionist perfectly but answering only in gestures. C majored adj. Having drunk more than the morning-after harmony can accommodate, with no accidental notes available for rescue. Mamy was C majored by breakfast, playing the kettle's beep as though it belonged to a clean scale. C melodied adj. You have drunk enough to carry the morning-after tune in a larger, lower voice than intended. Bubba was C melodied at breakfast, making the coffee order sound considerably larger than necessary. C minored adj. You are drunk and the morning after has acquired a sombre key, with the brighter notes unavailable. Ruthetta was C minored by dawn, rendering toast and coffee in a mournful register. C of A'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one technically airborne but no longer demonstrably fit for continued operation. Eli-james was C of A’d and conducted a pre-flight inspection of the cloakroom. C of W'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic defect has acquired an assigned supervisor. Jarmarion was C of W'd by breakfast, inspecting the crooked cupboard and issuing findings to the toaster. C sharped adj. The state of being drunk and a semitone too keen to correct the kettle's musical intentions. Darlean was C sharped, objecting to the kettle from the safety of the sofa. C springed adj. A drinker so far gone that the carriage home appears to support itself around you. Jaecob got C springed on the night bus, suspended between two seats and a borrowed coat. C wired adj. Drunk enough to connect every conversation back to its source, then earth it through the nearest person. Finau got C wired and traced the pub argument back to whoever had first mentioned football.