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CAWN'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to issue an urgent warning whenever someone approaches the stairs. Kaliber became CAWN'd and treated the coat stand as a public safety incident. CAX'd adj. Reduced by drink to a single guiding line, leading directly from the bar to the kebab shop. Teria became CAX'd and followed one unwavering route towards the nearest takeaway. CAZ'd adj. Drunk on the strength of declaring a personal clean-air zone around oneself, especially on the stairs. Mahid was CAZ'd and asked everyone to keep the stairwell clear of his breathing. CB radioed adj. Of a drinker who has adopted short-range communication in place of reliable navigation. Amista became CB radioed and radioed for assistance from the foot of the stairs. CB'd adj. You are drunk and broadcasting short, informal messages whenever coordination breaks down. Janeen got CB'd and announced each stair before attempting it. CBA'd adj. Drunk enough to treat every round as a binding agreement, with terms negotiated over lager. Nayloni got CBA'd and documented the next round on the back of a beer mat. CBBC'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a confident forecast from a wager on your own judgement. Walther went CBBC'd and bet Delecia that the closed nightclub would welcome him. CBBS'd adj. Drunk enough to post a public account of the night, then wait for replies that will not come. Ameara woke CBBS'd and drafted a bulletin about the taxi for an empty screen. CBC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that birthplace, ancestry, and the bar tab are all reported with equal certainty. Ance got CBC'd and supplied his entire family history to the barman. CBCT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct the evening in successive internal sections. Mellanie got CBCT'd and described the party layer by layer to the taxi driver. CBD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the kitchen's familiar problems into a case-based discussion. Sarahlouise was CBD'd beside the kettle, inviting views on the missing teaspoon. CBDA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in abbreviations because complete words have become too demanding. Yarisbel was CBDA'd and shortened every stair-related instruction to a gesture. CBDC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a digital monetary authority, issuing precise financial policy from beside the toilets. Ava-rose became CBDC'd and attempted to pay for crisps with an elegantly stated monetary policy. CBDV'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every pause in speech as though it were a deliberate rhetorical device. Keiundra was CBDV'd and left a respectable silence between each half of the sentence. CBE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to reduce the evening's most complicated proposition to true or false. Zahkai got CBE'd and declared the entire seating plan either true or false. CBF'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has redirected the brain's supply towards locating a glass of water. Brooklynrose was CBF'd and followed the sound of the tap into the kitchen.