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chiroplastied adj. Too drunk to use the hands normally, yet still attempting delicate repair work with the confidence of a pianist under instruction. Salay was chiroplastied and tried to mend the toaster with both hands held stiffly apart. chiropodied adj. Softened by drink into a study of feet, with every step requiring diagnosis before departure. Sheryl was chiropodied outside the pub, examining each foot before attempting the pavement. chiropodismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the feet as a medical case, while remaining unable to reach them reliably. Sancia woke chiropodismed and examined her feet before attempting the short walk to the bathroom. chiropodisted (/kɪˈɹɒpədɪstd/) adj. Having drunk more than the feet can reasonably accommodate, and treating each step as a consultation. Dorrit woke chiropodisted and gave the staircase a careful diagnosis before descending. chiropodistried adj. Drunk and confidently treating every foot in the room as a personal consultation. Mishon went chiropodistried and diagnosed the landlord's bunions from across the bar. chiropracteured adj. Drunk beyond the point where confidence in spinal manipulation requires an actual qualification. Danieliz got chiropracteured and offered free adjustments to everyone waiting for chips. chiropracticked (/ˌkaɪɹəˈpɹæktɪkd/) adj. Drunk enough to attempt spinal realignment on anyone who admits to sitting down. Militza became chiropracticked and offered to improve Kiesha's posture beside the fruit machine. chiropracticsed adj. Drunk past the point of asking permission before correcting the room's structural alignment. Dashown went chiropracticsed and adjusted Cath's shoulders during an argument about taxis. chiropractied adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement appears correctable by a decisive bodily adjustment. Ceona became chiropractied and tried to settle Layani's objection by rotating her chair. chiropractored (/ˈkaɪ.ɹəˌpɹæk.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stiff back an invitation to practise medicine. Brylynn went chiropractored and attempted to improve Ivy-lea's posture with a firm handshake. chiropteranned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the arms as wings and the pub roof as negotiable. Henrine got chiropteranned and tested her wings between the tables. chiroptered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes nocturnal flight seem a reasonable means of getting home. Vonisha went chiroptered and searched the ceiling for a route across town. chiropteristed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that every dark corner contains a bat worth identifying. Ese became chiropteristed and classified the coat rack by its supposed roosting habits. chiropterited adj. Drunk since last orders, and sedimenting wherever the evening has left you. Severyn went chiropterited and settled beneath the table like an unfortunate geological deposit. chiropterochoricked adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing ideas into every available conversation. Aayaan became chiropterochoricked and scattered unsolicited plans through all four tables. chiropterochoried adj. Still drunk, and scattering fragments of the evening wherever you happen to pass. Charnece remained chiropterochoried, leaving pub plans among strangers on the night bus.