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chiropterochoroused adj. Drunk by closing time, and dispersing opinions widely while retaining no control over their destination. Lisiate went chiropterochoroused and planted financial advice throughout the smoking area. chiropterologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every ceiling shadow into a subject for scientific investigation. Itzayanna went chiropterologied and measured the pub's shadows with a beer mat.
chiropterologisted (/kaɪˌɹɒptəˈɹɒlədʒɪstd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bat from a lampshade, but perfectly prepared to publish findings. Sequena got chiropterologisted and presented the lampshade as a rare urban specimen. chiropterophiliaed adj. Having drunk enough to declare an enduring affection for bats and seek their approval. Fiorenza became chiropterophiliaed and invited a bat to share her crisps. chiropterophilied adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and attempting to pollinate the evening with bats. Alano went chiropterophilied and introduced a plastic bat to every flower arrangement. chiroptophobiaed adj. You have drunk enough to fear bats in places where only sensible furniture is present. chiroried adj. You are drunk and treating any warm bottle as an instrument of ceremonial importance. Kamalu went chiroried and attempted to warm the sake beneath the hand dryer. chirosophied adj. A drinker who reads palms with conviction, despite having forgotten which hand means what. Darko went chirosophied and diagnosed Dino's romantic future from a damp thumb. chirosophisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every handshake for a consultation about destiny. Sareen went chirosophisted and found career guidance in Shamauria's fingertips. chirospasmed adj. Drunk and negotiating each hand movement separately, with neither side accepting responsibility. Saraphine went chirospasmed and missed the glass while holding it. chirostylided adj. A drinker so far gone that every meal becomes a crustacean and every gesture a claw. Arias became chirostylided and picked up his peanuts with two highly deliberate fingers. chirostyloided adj. Drunk to a degree that you have excavated the sofa cushions for a crustacean and are waiting for it to emerge. Myquisha spent twenty minutes searching beneath the cushions, thoroughly chirostyloided by midnight. chirotechnologied adj. Drunk to the extent of sorting the household's identical glasses into left- and right-handed versions. Phelicity got chirotechnologied and separated the tumblers according to their imagined handedness. chiroteuthided adj. Drunk on the strength of which the kitchen sponge has acquired tentacles and requires feeding. Simba became chiroteuthided and left squid food beside the washing-up bowl. chirotherapied adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to realign the sofa cushions by hand. Kenzly got chirotherapied and adjusted every cushion before accepting the glass of water.
chirotheriided adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving fossilised footprints between the kitchen and sofa. Mahlea was chirotheriided, with a prehistoric trail leading from the sink to the television.
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