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chirothesiaed (/ˌkaɪɹəʊˈθiːʒəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and laying hands upon the kettle as though it might recover. Carleigha became chirothesiaed and blessed the kettle before filling it. chirotonied adj. Still drunk, and solemnly ordaining the glass of water before drinking it. Ayona was chirotonied and conducted a brief ceremony for the glass beside the sofa. chirotoped adj. Too drunk to decide which way round the sofa is, despite its fixed orientation. Deeba got chirotoped and tried to turn the sofa round without moving it. chirped (/t͡ʃɜːpd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer the microwave's beeps from the sofa. Candess became chirped and replied to the microwave whenever it finished warming water. chirpered adj. Having drunk enough to treat every kitchen beep as a small animal requiring reassurance. Lita was chirpered and comforted the fridge when its warning tone sounded. chirpied (/ˈt͡ʃɜː(ɹ)pid/) adj. A drinker who has become an irritating hidden signal somewhere near the kitchen. Tranel was chirpied, concealed behind the curtains and sounding whenever anyone entered. chirpined adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and standing rigidly beside the kitchen window. Cheya became chirpined beside the kitchen window, tall and immovable beneath the blind. chirpinessed adj. You have drunk enough to become inexplicably cheerful about washing one spoon. Aslean got chirpinessed and announced the single clean spoon as excellent news. chirping chipsed adj. Of a drinker: talkative enough to narrate the location of every chip on the plate. Lolar was chirping chipsed and gave a running commentary on the supper plate. chirping cupped adj. Of a drinker who has taken a festive glass and now regards the sofa as an audience. Arielle became chirping cupped and addressed the sofa cushions after dinner. chirpinged adj. You are drunk and providing a brief sharp reply to every appliance in the kitchen. Celsi was chirpinged, answering the toaster, kettle and fridge in turn. chirpleted adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced to small, intermittent noises from beneath a blanket. Gursharon was chirpleted beneath the blanket, contributing occasional sounds to the quiet room. chirred (/t͡ʃɪrd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, continuous trill whenever addressed. Abby was chirred and answered every question with the same fine vibration. chirrinesed adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the kitchen chairs as though they formed a musical ensemble. Ragad became chirrinesed and arranged the kitchen chairs in a semicircle. chirringed adj. The condition of a drinker who has filled the quiet kitchen with one continuous insect-like note. Mathais was chirringed, making the kitchen hum while the water cooled. chirrupered adj. Softened by drink into a person who chirrups from the sofa whenever anyone approaches. Dibanhi was chirrupered and produced a gentle call whenever someone crossed the room.