chirrupinged
chiselmouthed

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chirrupinged adj. Sharpened by drink into producing a repeated little call at the kettle, cushions and clock. Trudence became chirrupinged and addressed the kettle with a precise recurring call. chirrupped (/ˈt͡ʃɪɹəpd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a sequence of chirps, clicks and clucks whenever refreshment is offered. Tiante was chirrupped and responded to the offer of water with three distinct clicks.
chirued adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has wandered from the kitchen and is now grazing by the sofa. Seviah got chirued and grazed through the snack bowl before settling beside the water. chirugeoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct a surgery on the pub's crisps with a beer knife. Edw was chirugeoned by midnight, treating every snack as a medical emergency. chirugioned adj. Too drunk to dispense remedies without first prescribing another round. Denziel got chirugioned and offered the barmaid a tonic for the weather. chirurgeoned (/kaɪˈɹɜːdʒənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to examine each complaint at the bar and recommend another pint. Rokia got chirurgeoned and prescribed Hoyt a restorative half. chirurgeried (/kaɪˈɹɜː(ɹ)d͡ʒəɹid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an archaic surgeon of the coat pile, making incisions with one mitten. chirurgianed adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to operate, yet still offering to stitch the torn beer mat. Flona was chirurgianed and repaired the beer mat with alarming concentration. chirurgied adj. Of a drinker who has volunteered, after several pints, to improve everyone's condition. Demetre became chirurgied and began recommending stout as a universal remedy. chirurgioned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub's first-aid box for an off-licence. Naeshawn became chirurgioned and asked whether the first-aid box stocked bitters. chiselered adj. A drinker who carves a path through the pub by leaning heavily on furniture. Coire went chiselered and carved a route from the bar to the loos. chiselinged adj. The state of being drunk and producing elaborate work from whatever the bar has supplied. Kiyoto became chiselinged and carved a landlord's likeness into the cheese. chiselled (/ˈt͡ʃɪzəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who removes conversational pieces with the steady force of a bar tool. chisellered adj. A drinker so far gone that every awkward pause becomes material for removal. Nesia got chisellered and trimmed each silence with an unnecessary anecdote. chisellinged adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every snack into a patient carving project. Ertis got chisellinged and fashioned a tiny swan from a pork scratching.
chiselmouthed adj. The drunkenness of one who purses the mouth for every sip and snaps at passing crisps. Crystalann became chiselmouthed and guarded her pint with a fishlike expression.