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chitobiosided adj. Drunk in a way that joins two modest ideas together and presents them as a major discovery. chitobiosyled adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a detachable tail leading back to the bar. Chaudhry became chitobiosyled and attached Beach’s remarks to an account of the bar. chitodextrinased adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking down every firm intention into something spreadable and on toast. Kayshaun became chitodextrinased and reduced Roise’s departure plans to toast. chitodextrinned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a substantial person into a brittle, sticky arrangement of smaller remarks. Ella-jayne grew chitodextrinned and scattered Madaly’s serious proposal across the table. chitodisaccharided adj. Drunk on the strength of two small sugars, and behaving as though this constituted a banquet. Diran became chitodisaccharided and treated Hriaan’s two biscuits as a formal course. chitohexosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding through six distinct stages before locating the coat. Breon was chitohexosed since last orders, passing through six theories about Tadeh’s coat. chitolectinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and selectively binding to anyone carrying crisps. Derl became chitolectinned by the third round and followed Jnyia towards the crisps. chitolipooligosaccharided adj. Reduced by drink to discussing lipid-linked sugars with everyone within earshot, including the bar staff. Jahleel spent twenty minutes explaining sugar chains to the doorman, thoroughly chitolipooligosaccharided. chitonided adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a member of a hard-shelled household, resisting all attempts to move you on. Printis grew chitonided and refused to leave the booth when the lights came up. chitoniskosed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a short garment being ceremonially put on, while companions wait. Loa became chitoniskosed and took seven minutes to put on a coat. chitonned (/ˈkaɪtn̩d/) adj. Softened by drink into treating an ancient garment as formal evening wear, to the quiet distress of the party. Anteo arrived chitonned and asked whether the woollen tunic counted as black tie. chitooctaosed adj. Drunk and arranging eight identical points of conversation, obliging everyone else to hear the sequence. Romon became chitooctaosed and told eight versions of the same story to the kitchen. chitooligomered adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation has been broken into small linked pieces for distribution. Shrish got chitooligomered and handed fragments of one anecdote to each guest. chitooligosaccharided adj. Drunk past the point of producing a complete thought, but still offering its smaller components to the room. Harpreet grew chitooligosaccharided and supplied the table with disconnected portions of an argument. chitopentamered adj. Drunk beyond the point where five separate people can prevent you joining their conversation. Carlous became chitopentamered and inserted himself between five unrelated discussions. chitopentaosed adj. Drunk in a way that assembles five small grievances into one formally presented complaint. Jerrime got chitopentaosed and delivered five minor objections to the seating plan.