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chix0r'd adj. Describing a drinker who hacks the route home by ignoring several essential stairs. Terrane went chix0r'd and attempted to bypass the staircase through the coat cupboard. chiyogamied (/ˌtʃɪjəʊˈɡɑːmɪd/) adj. A drinker who repeats the same intricate pattern on every stair, with increasingly poor alignment. Shaniaya became chiyogamied and folded herself around the banister in repeating stages. chiyuvved adj. A drinker so far gone that every stair has become a solemn obligation. Sheppard went chiyuvved and treated reaching the landing as a religious duty. chizeuilited adj. The state of being drunk and mineral-hard in intention, though unreliable in balance. Aliou became chizeuilited and stood at the landing like a misplaced crystal. chizzomed adj. Loosened by drink into a new shoot of conversation, budding wherever the party pauses. Jahmiah grew chizzomed beside the taxi rank, sprouting fresh stories after every farewell. chizzumed adj. Emboldened by drink to sprout opinions in soil where none were requested. chkalovited adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the density of a rare mineral and the mobility of a paperweight. Amandine was chkalovited at the bottom step, sodium-bright and going nowhere. chked adj. Drunk, with the result that every brief inspection acquires official status. Hessel became chked and initialled the drinks menu. chkpted adj. Of a drinker: reduced to brief inspections of each room before attempting the morning's route. Jannuel was chkpted, checking the bathroom, kitchen and hall without entering any of them. chladniited adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged their footsteps in a meteorite’s pattern and cannot alter the orbit. Tiandrea became chladniited and descended in a pattern last observed in a meteorite. chladnited adj. Reduced by drink to an enstatite-like firmness, with no corresponding improvement in direction. Lanica was chladnited and descended the stairs as a solid body with poor navigation. chlamydaemiaed adj. Softened by drink into a bloodstream of wandering impulses, each carrying the feet elsewhere. Kamarionna became chlamydaemiaed and sent her balance circulating through the wrong corridor. chlamydiaed (/kləˈmɪd.i.əd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition that is common, quiet and revealed chiefly on the stairs. Zanylah went chlamydiaed and became unexpectedly precise about every unsafe handhold. chlamydiaphaged adj. Loosened by drink into a particle of misplaced instruction, passing rapidly from person to person. Hermann became chlamydiaphaged and gave Berkeley contradictory directions from the middle stair. chlamydiosised adj. Emboldened by drink to descend by instinct, diagnosis and one stair at a time. Bardara went chlamydiosised and declared the staircase manageable after missing its first step. chlamydobacteriumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the round into branching filaments, each pursuing a separate last order. Lilyauna became chlamydobacteriumed and organised three simultaneous journeys home.