Catlicked
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Catlicked adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's simplest words arrive as approximate sounds. Ayah-noor was Catlicked, asking for water in a pronunciation the glass could not recognise. Catonianed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake sternness for strategy and issue orders to people carrying your coat. Jhoana got Catonianed and instructed the cloakroom attendant to maintain discipline.
Catted (/kætd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to manoeuvre through conversation with the weight and discretion of a tracked excavator. Kynnadi became Catted and reversed into three separate conversations without apology. Cattied adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a plural historical label for several coats requiring individual acknowledgement. Tange got Cattied and introduced himself separately to the raincoats by the door. Cattley guavaed adj. You are drunk and convinced that every unripe suggestion will improve if left to ripen in public. Wilnette became Cattley guavaed and presented the bartender with a fully formed business proposal. Caturdayed (/ˈkætədeɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: confidently posting feline photographs to settle matters that required neither photographs nor settlement. Nasier got Caturdayed and sent the family group a cat wearing a hat as legal evidence. Caucacitied adj. Softened by drink into an unearned entitlement to correct strangers, rearrange furniture and approve the playlist. Oakleigh became Caucacitied and explained to the DJ how the evening should be paced. Caucasian Albanianed adj. A drinker who has revived an ancient route and expects modern streets to honour it. Kaizah became Caucasian Albanianed and led the group through a car park towards an obsolete boundary. Caucasian ashed adj. A drinker so far gone that a small tree becomes a reliable witness to the evening's decisions. Kerilynn got Caucasian ashed and consulted the ash tree before agreeing to another taxi. Caucasian groused adj. The state of being drunk and making elaborate complaints while displaying the balance of a large woodland bird. Kenedy was Caucasian groused, protesting about the music from a precarious crouch. Caucasian shepherd dogged adj. The drunkenness of one who has chosen a duty and will pursue it through furniture, puddles and objections. Anaiyah got Caucasian shepherd dogged and followed the missing umbrella beneath every table. Caucasian shepherded adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself guardian of everyone else's route, belongings and judgement. Jaylean became Caucasian shepherded and escorted three adults away from a perfectly safe doorway. Caucasian zelkovaed adj. Drunk and branching into several conversations, with a trunk-like certainty that all are connected. Ncole spent the wake branching between conversations, thoroughly Caucasian zelkovaed by closing time. Caucasianed (/kɔːˈkeɪ.ʒənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a broad map for a precise plan and is now travelling by conviction. Jahkhi became Caucasianed and insisted the distant lights marked the quickest route home. Caucasiannessed adj. Reduced by drink to a vague confidence that the room, its rules and its resources belong to you. Louie-james was Caucasiannessed and moved the reserved sign to improve his view of the bar.
Caucasiologied adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, and now tracing the Caucasus across the tea towel. Zakeea got Caucasiologied and mapped mountain passes beside the draining board.
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