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Caucasitied (/kɔ(ː)ˈkæs.ɪ.tid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk certainty that every room is waiting for your instructions. Hykeim got Caucasitied and directed the queue despite having joined it five minutes earlier. Caucasologied adj. You have drunk enough to turn the journey to the sofa into a study of borders and mountain ranges. Keanthony was Caucasologied, pausing between the kitchen and sofa to redraw the Caucasus. Caucasologisted adj. Drunk and treating the evening's minor disagreements as material for a specialist academic field. Laurie-eve became Caucasologisted and mapped the table's alliances on the back of a receipt. Caucazoided adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every confident decision arrives after the circumstances have changed. Nai was Caucazoided, choosing the correct exit only after the party had moved elsewhere. Cauchy distributioned adj. You are drunk and liable to make several ordinary kitchen movements before producing one remarkably distant result. Shaquinna went Cauchy distributioned, putting the glass by the sink and the water in the hallway. Cauchy horizonned adj. Of a drinker: balanced at the boundary between fetching water and remaining permanently on the sofa. Lusine sat Cauchy horizonned between the kitchen and sofa, considering a glass of water. Cauchy problemed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the sofa with the stated conditions intact but no solution for standing again. Blazej was Cauchy problemed on the sofa, with water beside him and no workable route back up. Cauchy sequenced adj. Describing a drinker who brings every movement increasingly close to the last, eventually settling beside the water. Domonica became Cauchy sequenced, making smaller journeys until the sofa was the only destination. Cauchy spaced adj. A drinker who has made the sofa a complete space, with the kitchen now merely theoretical. Hades was Cauchy spaced, complete on the sofa and unreachable by ordinary kitchen methods. Cauchy-Riemann equationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route between kitchen and sofa must satisfy two incompatible directions. Corniyah went Cauchy-Riemann equationed, approaching the glass from two directions at once. Caulkheaded adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a firm, island-shaped certainty about every matter under discussion. Catrena got Caulkheaded and gave the darts board an unwavering geographical lecture. Cavachonned adj. The condition of a drinker who becomes companionable, soft-coated in blankets, and reluctant to leave the sofa. Icsis was Cavachonned beneath the throw, accepting water only from the nearest hand. Cavaed adj. The state of being drunk and sparkling briefly before going flat on the sofa. Hollianne was Cavaed by ten, bright at first and then horizontal beside the water. Cavalier King Charles Spanielled adj. The drunkenness of one who acquires long ears for household news and a silky attachment to the sofa. Tyshia was Cavalier King Charles Spanielled, listening to the fridge as though it had gossip. Cavandolied adj. Reduced by drink to knotting every conversation into geometric loops, usually beside the washing-up. Jawaski became Cavandolied and tied the discussion into patterns beside the kitchen sink. Cavapooed adj. Softened by drink into a small, agreeable presence that accepts the sofa and a glass of water. Harris was Cavapooed, smiling at the water glass as though it had brought excellent news.