Cave of Adullamed
Cayley's formulaed

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Cave of Adullamed adj. Sharpened by drink into a refuge-seeking figure who gathers the defeated around the sofa. Noble became Cave of Adullamed and summoned every tired guest to the sofa with a glass of water. Cavendish bananaed adj. Emboldened by drink to peel the household’s last respectable snack and eat it over the sofa. Belverly went Cavendish bananaed and consumed the final fruit above the clean cushions.
Cavendished (/ˈkævəndɪʃd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, easily handled presence, best stored horizontally with water nearby. Rositta was Cavendished on the sofa, yielding quietly to a blanket and a glass of water. Cavoodled adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, amiable shuffle between the kettle and the sofa. Zeinab was Cavoodled, taking several minutes to carry water from the kitchen to the sofa. Cavutoed adj. Drunk and appending a question mark to every household announcement, including the offer of water. Trelise was Cavutoed, asking whether the sofa had always been located there? Caxtonned adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction at home arrives as an early printed edition. Alwina was Caxtonned, issuing a carefully worded notice about the glass beside the sofa. Cayapaed adj. Drunk enough to become a quiet, unclassified presence under a blanket, requiring only water and space. Corrado was Cayapaed on the sofa, accepting the glass without further ceremony. Cayapoed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the kitchen acquires a vast and unnecessary hinterland. Shamane went Cayapoed and carried one glass of water through every room before finding the sofa. Cayenne cherried adj. Drunk past the point of removing the stone from anything, and now regarding the sofa as sufficient accommodation. Aliyah was Cayenne cherried, holding a pitted fruit and missing the bowl by a modest distance. Cayenne porterweeded adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the kitchen herbs, but still determined to inspect them from the sofa. Elliyanna was Cayenne porterweeded, identifying the herb rack with decreasing confidence. Cayenne snakeweeded adj. Drunk in a way that sends conversation winding through the kitchen before finally reaching the sofa. Skylit was Cayenne snakeweeded, taking a winding route to the glass of water. Cayenne vervained adj. Drunk, with the result that a glass of water acquires medicinal importance and the sofa becomes a clinic. Gryffyn was Cayenne vervained, prescribing water from the sofa with quiet authority. Cayley complexed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the flat into a network of rooms, edges and increasingly inaccessible water. Jivraj was Cayley complexed, treating the kitchen and sofa as vertices requiring a proof of connection. Cayley graphed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a network of vertices, edges, and generators. Santwan spent supper assigning everyone a vertex, thoroughly Cayley graphed by closing time. Cayley tabled adj. The state of being drunk and treating every combination of companions as an entry in a multiplication table. Oluwaseun became Cayley tabled and tested every possible pairing at the bar.
Cayley's formulaed adj. The condition of a drinker who counts the possible routes through the pub as though each were a spanning tree. Bethena grew Cayley's formulaed and calculated escape routes between every table.