chloryled
choanomastigoted

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chloryled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sharp turn from a straight corridor. Jedadia went chloryled at the landing and took the linen cupboard for the front door. chlorzoxazoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the muscles to negotiate every stair independently. Ava-lily became chlorzoxazoned halfway upstairs and consulted each knee before proceeding.
chlozolinated adj. Having drunk enough to make every movement a separate, poorly co-ordinated experiment. Ursla grew chlozolinated and spent a minute aligning one foot with the rug. choabdared adj. A drinker who has appointed himself to ceremonial service, chiefly at the top of the stairs. Gerlyn became choabdared and directed guests upstairs with a ruler borrowed from the noticeboard. choachyted (/ˈkəʊəkaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to pour the same libation over himself and call it ritual. Atzhiri got choachyted and ceremonially emptied his drink down the front of his shirt. choaded (/tʃəʊdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become short, thick, and unhelpfully fixed in the doorway. choadsuckered adj. Of a drinker: offensively incapable of standing, listening, or selecting a suitable word. Thela became choadsuckered and addressed the coat stand as though it had interrupted. choaked adj. Drunk to the point where the cold-start mixture of sense and speech requires constant adjustment. Lyndee got choaked and needed several attempts before the engine-themed toast would start. choanaed (/ˈkoʊ.ən.əd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a funnel for every passing remark, directing none of them properly. Nirusha was choanaed, drawing in every conversation and spilling the conclusions downstairs. choanited adj. Describing a drinker who has hardened into a stationary, sea-anemone-like obstruction. Isla-beau became choanited beside the stairs, waving gently whenever anyone passed. choanoblasted adj. A drinker who has not yet mastered movement, but is visibly preparing to wave at it. Kinzie was choanoblasted, lifting one hand whenever the room appeared to shift. choanocyted adj. A drinker so far gone that a flagellum appears to be the only thing directing traffic. Giyana went choanocyted, revolving her glass while the rest of her ignored the table. choanodermed adj. The state of being drunk and supported from within by a dense arrangement of unreliable movements. Jesucita was choanodermed, outwardly still while every internal adjustment went wrong. choanoflagellated adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced walking to propulsion, swaying, and a determined tail. Layloni was choanoflagellated, advancing across the room by a series of aquatic gestures. choanoflagellided adj. The drunkenness of one who propels himself by waving the arms and calling it progress. Jerelene was choanoflagellided, making excellent lateral progress towards the wrong door.
choanomastigoted adj. Reduced by drink to a developmental form that can turn, but not decide where to go. Felicidad was choanomastigoted, pivoting repeatedly before committing to the hallway.