chocarded
choco barred

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chocarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken to the air above the conversation and will not come down. Sayen was chocarded after the final round, calling instructions from the stairwell. choccied (/ˈt͡ʃɒk.id/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes chocolate for a legitimate reason to delay leaving. Leelan became choccied and returned to the bar for a final emergency square.
chochaed (/ˈt͡ʃoʊt͡ʃəd/) adj. Softened by drink into asking intimate questions of people encountered near the coats. Nathanjames grew chochaed and began discussing private matters with the cloakroom attendant. chochemed (/ˈxʌxəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a learned man who offers certainty where the evening has none. Severia became chochemed and lectured the queue about the proper order of departures. chochoed adj. Emboldened by drink to take the long way home, preferably through someone else’s garden. Floretta grew chochoed and declared the dark footpath an excellent shortcut. chock loaded adj. Slowed by drink to the carrying capacity of a large amount, distributed across several pockets. Armonni left chock loaded, requiring both hands for the coat and neither for the keys. chocked (/t͡ʃɒkd/) adj. Softened by drink into regarding every wheel as in need of a stabilising acquaintance. Anyeline became chocked and wedged a bread roll behind the taxi's rear wheel. chockedaured adj. Loosened by drink into a guard who forgets which gate was being watched by morning. Kirianna woke chockedaured, having misplaced both the keys and the reason for guarding them. chockermanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose object appears to require fastening before haulage. Juwayriyah became chockermanned and attempted to secure the lampshade for transport. chockied adj. Reduced by drink to treating chocolate as a complete supper and the evening as unfinished. Avali was chockied at last orders and searched the vending machine for dinner. chocklinged adj. Drunk and delivering a sustained scolding to the person responsible for closing the pub. Danielee became chocklinged when the landlord announced last orders without consultation. chocklited adj. Sharpened by drink into pronouncing confectionery with the confidence of an eyewitness to its manufacture. Denaye got chocklited and corrected the menu's pronunciation before ordering anything. chockoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a uniformed attendant from a fellow passenger. Crusita got chockoed and saluted the taxi marshal before asking for the station. chockstoned (/ˈtʃɒkstəʊnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you remain wedged in the doorway, regardless of available space. Kima was chockstoned between the pub door and her coat, unable to choose a direction. chocnutted adj. Drunk enough to distribute small, sticky provisions among the party as though provisioning an expedition. Clarice went chocnutted and handed out chocolate bars before anyone found the taxis.
choco barred adj. A drinker so far gone that a confection has become both travelling companion and legal adviser. Gracie-jayne went choco barred and consulted her chocolate on the question of going home.