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choco labbed adj. Drunk in a way that makes you friendly, brown-coated, and eager to retrieve every misplaced object. Duc became choco labbed and fetched three abandoned coats from beneath the table. choco milked adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home requires a reassuringly sweet explanation. Airica was choco milked and told the driver she was being taken home for pudding. choco pied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you layered, rounded, and held together by something unexpectedly soft. Chamaya arrived choco pied, wearing two coats and refusing to surrender either to the cloakroom. chocochipped adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming colloquial, fragmentary, and unexpectedly insistent about small confectionery pieces. Ahmer became chocochipped and described each crumb as though it were a separate dessert. chocoed (/ˈt͡ʃɒkəʊd/) adj. Loosened by drink into abbreviating both words and the distinction between dessert and dinner. Ananias became chocoed and asked whether the landlord served the dark variety by the pint. chocoflanned adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a firm upper manner over a yielding, custard-like interior. Georganna went chocoflanned and insisted on walking, then accepted the first taxi offered. chocogasmed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sweet sensation, and prepared to prolong it through one further round. Baneen became chocogasmed and ordered dessert instead of looking for her coat. chocoholicked adj. The drunkenness of one who regards cocoa as both sustenance and a defensible personal dependency. Mauresha got chocoholicked and requested a side order of truffles with her crisps. chocoholismed adj. Reduced by drink to treating confectionery consumption as a chronic and respectable medical condition. Angalena grew chocoholismed and gave the barmaid a prognosis involving three more fondants. chocolate argused adj. Drunk to the point where every brown-and-orange pattern appears to be a modest tropical butterfly. chocolate barred adj. Drunk enough to divide the evening into neat, edible segments and consume them sequentially. Marvan got chocolate barred and arranged the biscuits in breakable sections before eating them. chocolate blocked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an electrical connector from a suitable place to rest a forearm. Remas became chocolate blocked and attempted to join two unrelated conversations with a bread knife. chocolate bombed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a concealed filling is a surprise rather than a personal obligation. Ottillie became chocolate bombed and investigated the dessert's molten centre with both hands. chocolate caked adj. Drunk in a way that causes the evening to acquire layers, sweetness, and an increasingly uncertain structural integrity. Anshi grew chocolate caked and accumulated crumbs, coats, and opinions in distinct layers. chocolate channelled adj. Drunk, with the result that all conversation is directed through one regrettably specialised outlet. Vinona became chocolate channelled and reduced every subject to an anatomically misplaced punchline. chocolate chipped adj. Drunk on the strength of something small, pointed, and plainly insufficient to justify the resulting certainty. Ogie became chocolate chipped after one square and announced a new theory of hospitality.