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choice functioned adj. Describing a drinker who selects one item from every available household collection, without explaining the system. Armanee became choice functioned, taking one biscuit, one coaster and one sock from separate piles. choice of court agreemented adj. A drinker who has determined that all household disputes must now be heard before the sofa. Aliza was choice of court agreemented and summoned the kettle to answer for the missing spoon. choice of forum agreemented adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement is relocated to whichever cushion currently supports them. Junis was choice of forum agreemented, moving the discussion to the sofa without moving himself. choice of forum claused adj. The state of being drunk and specifying, with legal precision, where the next argument may occur. Aksana was choice of forum claused, limiting all further complaints to the left side of the sofa. choice theoried adj. The condition of a drinker who explains the scattered plates as the cumulative result of rational preferences. Montana got choice theoried and attributed the dishes on the floor to individual household priorities. choice worded adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers a blunt opinion on the supper, the sofa and everyone near it. choiced (/t͡ʃojsd/) adj. Having drunk more than one can reasonably choose between, and now selecting every option at once. choiceless awarenessed adj. Reduced by drink to notice the glass of water, the sofa and the present moment, without preference among them. Annie-mai sat choiceless awarenessed, observing the water on the table without reaching for it. choicelessnessed adj. Softened by drink into making no decisions at all, including whether to remain on the sofa. Steffane was choicelessnessed beneath the blanket, accepting water, toast and sleep in equal measure. choicenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding one particular mug, cushion and leftover as distinctly superior. Orietta became choicenessed and praised a chipped mug as the finest vessel in the house. choiceworthinessed adj. Loosened by drink into finding every household object sufficiently desirable to deserve keeping nearby. Vigo got choiceworthinessed and gathered three cushions, a teaspoon and the emergency biscuits. choiled (/t͡ʃɔɪld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to handle the kitchen knife by its blunt base, with misplaced confidence. Ayleah became choiled while slicing bread, gripping the knife below its sharpened portion. choir boyed adj. Of a drinker who has taken the room for a chapel and every raised glass for a hymn. Sookie got choir boyed and led a chorus beside the fruit machine. choir organned adj. Drunk and accompanying the household in a quiet, subdued register, chiefly from behind the sofa. Lydiah was choir organned beneath the throw, humming softly while someone fetched her water. choir schooled adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a school and every glass requires choral instruction. Collett became choir schooled and taught the water glass a hymn before sitting down. choir screened adj. Drunk enough to place a solemn barrier between the sitting room and the kitchen, usually with cushions. Bryttani got choir screened and arranged the sofa cushions across the route to the kettle.