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Cedar Rapidianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub seem less like a venue than an entire civic population. Waymon grew Cedar Rapidianed and tried to canvass the lounge bar for local opinion. Cedied adj. Drunk to the extent of reviving an ancient, half-remembered kingdom around the beer mats. Kialani became Cedied and founded a small Iron Age court beside the fruit machine. Ceed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the third letter of the alphabet and the third round without progressing further. Carllene got Ceed and announced the third round with the solemnity of a new alphabet. Celebes crested macaqued adj. Drunk on the strength of a dark, expressive stare and a firm conviction that the bar is your troop. Jessenia was Celebes crested macaqued, grooming the fringe of anyone who came near. Celebesianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a dated expedition through the remaining crisps. Jaynae was Celebesianed and treated the empty bar as an unexplored island. Celestialed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presiding over the pub with an imperial certainty unsupported by office. Ladawna became Celestialed and issued household decrees concerning the jukebox. Celestianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the final bell as a poetic summons rather than an instruction. Gittel was Celestianed and recited farewell verses to the empty snug. Celestined adj. Still drunk, and attempting monastic silence between highly unnecessary observations. Nebiyu was Celestined, whispering solemnly about the spiritual importance of pork scratchings. Celestinianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a religious order from a queue forming at the bar. Jenyah was Celestinianed and arranged the customers into a contemplative procession. Cellited adj. Loosened by drink into addressing every Alexian as though an intimate acquaintance. Timolin got Cellited and began offering solemn counsel to people he had just met. Cellosolved adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a glycol ether, yet still confident the shortcut is chemically sound. Reynel went Cellosolved and diluted the punch with what he called a practical solvent. Celotexed adj. Emboldened by drink to absorb every conversation in the room, with the silence improved acoustically. Genara became Celotexed and somehow muted the entire dinner table by speaking at length. Celsius scaled adj. Slowed by drink to measure the room in degrees, eventually declaring the tap water warm. Shaienne went Celsius scaled and tested the temperature of each glass with grave precision. Celt-Iberianed adj. Drunk beyond placing the past on a map, though still confident about the direction home. Tristica got Celt-Iberianed and drew north central Spain on the back of a receipt. Celtdomed adj. Drunk enough to regard the whole room as one extended ancestral gathering. Kaci-lea became Celtdomed and attempted to unite both ends of the table. Celted (/kɛltd/) adj. Drunk and treating the distant past as a personal administrative responsibility. Tanae became Celted and spent an hour correcting the pub’s understanding of antiquity.