Celtiberianed
Celticizationed

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Celtiberianed (/ˌkɛlt.ɪˈbɪ(ə)ɹ.i.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary journey into an expedition of uncertain antiquity. Careron became Celtiberianed and described the walk to the bus stop as a migration. Celtiberied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ancient population from the people waiting for taxis. Taylinn was Celtiberied and addressed the queue as though it were a historical nation.
Celtic Wiccanned (/ˈkɛltɪk ˌwɪkənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a quiet evening acquires an unnecessarily ceremonial atmosphere. Jabon got Celtic Wiccanned and arranged the coasters in a circle before ordering chips. Celtic crossed adj. Drunk to a degree that every intersection becomes both sacred and difficult to navigate. Albina went Celtic crossed and found a solemn symbol in the pub’s round window. Celtic fielded adj. Drunk to the extent of surveying the carpet for traces of prehistoric agriculture. Scotte became Celtic fielded and identified ancient furrows beneath the buffet table. Celtic harped adj. Drunk on the strength of repeating one delicate point until it becomes furniture. Parin got Celtic harped and returned to the same small grievance between courses. Celtic knotted adj. Drunk since last orders, and entangled in a problem involving one coat and two sleeves. Kassian became Celtic knotted while attempting to leave through the wrong armhole. Celtic metalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to treat the furniture as a heavy instrument. Lisbeth went Celtic metalled and tapped the table through an unexpectedly forceful encore. Celtic musicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and providing a world-music interpretation of the request for the bill. Callahan became Celtic musicked and turned the waiter’s question into a prolonged refrain. Celtic punked adj. Still drunk, and giving every minor inconvenience the energy of a political movement. Mylan got Celtic punked and objected loudly to the queue’s lack of revolutionary purpose. Celtic rocked adj. Too drunk to remain upright without converting the attempt into a modest performance. Kenney became Celtic rocked and swayed through the doorway with unexpected accompaniment. Celtic studiesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue an academic discipline through the contents of one bookshop window. Kidron got Celtic studiesed and lectured beside the closed library on subjects nobody had raised. Celticismed adj. Having drunk enough to revive an old custom, namely insisting the next round is traditional. Bradney became Celticismed and declared the fourth pint an ancient local observance. Celticisted adj. Having drunk more than an authority on languages should, and now correcting the pronunciation of crisps. Onisty got Celticisted and offered phonetic guidance while opening another packet. Celticitied adj. You have drunk enough to find a national quality in the arrangement of the ashtrays. Alis became Celticitied and identified a profound regional character in the smoking area.
Celticizationed adj. You are drunk and gradually converting an ordinary evening into an elaborate cultural process. Endora became Celticizationed and gave the birthday party an entirely new historical direction.