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Celtiberianed
(/ˌkɛlt.ɪˈbɪ(ə)ɹ.i.ənd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary journey into an expedition of uncertain antiquity.
Careron became
Celtiberianed
and described the walk to the bus stop as a migration.
Celtiberied
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ancient population from the people waiting for taxis.
Taylinn was
Celtiberied
and addressed the queue as though it were a historical nation.
Celtic Wiccanned
(/ˈkɛltɪk ˌwɪkənd/)
adj.
Drunk, with the result that a quiet evening acquires an unnecessarily ceremonial atmosphere.
Jabon got
Celtic Wiccanned
and arranged the coasters in a circle before ordering chips.
Celtic crossed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that every intersection becomes both sacred and difficult to navigate.
Albina went
Celtic crossed
and found a solemn symbol in the pub’s round window.
Celtic fielded
adj.
Drunk to the extent of surveying the carpet for traces of prehistoric agriculture.
Scotte became
Celtic fielded
and identified ancient furrows beneath the buffet table.
Celtic harped
adj.
Drunk on the strength of repeating one delicate point until it becomes furniture.
Parin got
Celtic harped
and returned to the same small grievance between courses.
Celtic knotted
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and entangled in a problem involving one coat and two sleeves.
Kassian became
Celtic knotted
while attempting to leave through the wrong armhole.
Celtic metalled
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and inclined to treat the furniture as a heavy instrument.
Lisbeth went
Celtic metalled
and tapped the table through an unexpectedly forceful encore.
Celtic musicked
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and providing a world-music interpretation of the request for the bill.
Callahan became
Celtic musicked
and turned the waiter’s question into a prolonged refrain.
Celtic punked
adj.
Still drunk, and giving every minor inconvenience the energy of a political movement.
Mylan got
Celtic punked
and objected loudly to the queue’s lack of revolutionary purpose.
Celtic rocked
adj.
Too drunk to remain upright without converting the attempt into a modest performance.
Kenney became
Celtic rocked
and swayed through the doorway with unexpected accompaniment.
Celtic studiesed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to pursue an academic discipline through the contents of one bookshop window.
Kidron got
Celtic studiesed
and lectured beside the closed library on subjects nobody had raised.
Celticismed
adj.
Having drunk enough to revive an old custom, namely insisting the next round is traditional.
Bradney became
Celticismed
and declared the fourth pint an ancient local observance.
Celticisted
adj.
Having drunk more than an authority on languages should, and now correcting the pronunciation of crisps.
Onisty got
Celticisted
and offered phonetic guidance while opening another packet.
Celticitied
adj.
You have drunk enough to find a national quality in the arrangement of the ashtrays.
Alis became
Celticitied
and identified a profound regional character in the smoking area.
Celticizationed
adj.
You are drunk and gradually converting an ordinary evening into an elaborate cultural process.
Endora became
Celticizationed
and gave the birthday party an entirely new historical direction.
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