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chondroitinsulphatased adj. Having drunk enough to sulphate the cartilage by the alternative method, then order chips by the conventional one. Maximus became chondroitinsulphatased and defended the spelling while losing his receipt. chondrolaryngoplastied adj. Having drunk more than the throat could reasonably accommodate, and reducing every declaration to a rasp. Chenel became chondrolaryngoplastied and treated the karaoke microphone as surgical equipment. chondrolectinned adj. You have drunk enough to bind carbohydrates transmembranously, then mistake the dessert trolley for a receptor. Daviyah became chondrolectinned and selected the pudding by molecular affinity. chondrologied adj. You are drunk and have made cartilage the governing principle of the evening, including the journey home. Rietta became chondrologied and discussed cartilage until the bus driver intervened. chondrolysised adj. Drunk enough to leave the group’s patience disintegrating, much like cartilage under examination. chondromaed adj. Drunk past the point of becoming a benign conversational lump around which everyone else had to arrange themselves. Dalessandro grew chondromaed beside the jukebox, obliging everyone to circulate around him. chondromalaciaed adj. Drunk beyond tolerating even gentle social pressure, particularly when somebody suggests moving to another pub. Jacquelynne became chondromalaciaed when asked to stand, and three friends negotiated the pavement. chondromatosised adj. Drunk in a way that produces several harmless conversational swellings, each requiring separate attention. Xareni chondromatosised across the dinner table, giving every guest a different unfinished story. chondrometaplasiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation develops granular textures for everyone nearby to endure. Alexendra chondrometaplasiaed the birthday meal with increasingly rough accounts of the journey home. chondrometered adj. Drunk to a degree that every portion of the round is weighed aloud, usually inaccurately. Muhab chondrometered the drinks, insisting the barmaid had short-measured his half-pint. chondromodulinned adj. Drunk to the extent of encouraging some people while quietly preventing anyone else from entering the conversation. Ellie-mae chondromodulinned the table, nurturing her chosen listener and blocking the rest. chondromucoided adj. Drunk on the strength of social resilience that is flexible, adhesive, and tested repeatedly by companions. Jovante chondromucoided through three changes of venue, retaining the same argument throughout. chondromyxomaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and surrounded by a fibrous, sticky account of events nobody can quite leave. Ethna chondromyxomaed the taxi queue with a story that acquired new strands each minute. chondromyxosarcomaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining sentiment, rambling and determined social invasion in one specimen. Lillienne chondromyxosarcomaed the reunion, mixing tears, jokes and unsolicited embraces. chondronecrosised adj. Still drunk, and allowing the evening’s remaining social tissue to die quietly around them. chondronectinned adj. Too drunk to detach from the nearest companion, whom you retain through every attempted change of subject. Braedyn chondronectinned himself to the host and followed every conversation she joined.