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chopinned adj. Drunk to the point where each additional measure is administered in nearly half-pint units. Kareen became chopinned and measured the evening in almost-half-pints of stout. chopleted adj. Drunk beyond accepting that meat moulded like a chop is merely a food product. Pacifico was chopleted and asked whether the moulded meat had been trained for the part. choplogicked adj. The state of being drunk and arranging faulty reasoning into neat, aggressively persuasive portions. Autumn-grace became choplogicked and divided every objection into pieces small enough to dismiss. chopmilled adj. Drunk, with the result that the night is processed roughly and fed into whatever vehicle arrives first. chopped (/t͡ʃɒpd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to order the meatiest item available, then carry it towards the coat stand. Kamile was chopped, ordering the largest cut on the menu before discovering the kitchen had closed. chopped and screweded adj. Drunk in a way that reduces the tempo of conversation, skips beats, and scratches across every recollection. Ryleigh became chopped and screweded, answering each question several seconds after its conversational moment. chopped livered (/ˈt͡ʃɒpt ˌlɪvəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor slight acquires the dignity of a Jewish pâté left unappreciated. Alcee got chopped livered and complained that nobody had spread his contribution on bread. chopped logicked adj. Drunk to a degree that sophistry appears preferable to a conclusion reached without it. Fola became chopped logicked and defended the missing glass through a series of improper inferences. chopper couplinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined two matters firmly, without establishing which was which. Rydon grew chopper couplinged and attached the toast order to an unrelated discussion of Norway. choppered (/ˈtʃɒp.əd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding an axe as an appropriate instrument for resolving conversation. Javia got choppered and suggested settling the seating dispute with an axe. choppinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding in short, irregular movements rather than a continuous line. Aleshka was choppinessed and crossed the room in a succession of abrupt, nautical adjustments. chopping and changinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and altering opinions, companions, and destinations without necessity or warning. Riot became chopping and changinged and changed table, argument, and proposed destination within ten minutes. chopping blocked adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest wooden slab as both refuge and permanent civic obstruction. chopping boarded adj. Too drunk to prepare food without conferring upon the board an authority ordinarily reserved for a magistrate. Julie-ann was chopping boarded and sought the board's advice before cutting a lemon. chopping milled adj. Sufficiently drunk to confuse a chop mill with a place of refreshment and arrive there seeking supper. Hayet became chopping milled and asked the machinery where it kept the steak menu. chopping stumped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a firewood-splitting platform for a suitable speaking position. Tequia got chopping stumped and addressed the garden from the tall log as though elected.