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choppinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying the action of an axe to subjects better left whole. Gerrianne got choppinged and divided the evening's minor disagreements into manageable pieces. chops and changesed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with maintaining any arrangement for longer than a minute. Cessily became chops and changesed and altered the dinner plan until nobody knew there had been one. chopshopped adj. Drunk on the strength of having been taken apart by rounds, coats and competing offers of a lift. Casey-james was chopshopped, arriving at the taxi rank with one shoe and several custodians. chopsinged adj. You have drunk enough to treat the regional act of chopping as a respectable intellectual pastime. Paulus got chopsinged and demonstrated the local form of chopping beside the piano. chopsockied adj. You are drunk and conducting the evening as an exaggerated martial-arts film, with more gesture than necessity. Takaya became chopsockied and challenged the coat stand to a sequence of elaborate movements. chopstick legsed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your legs to bend anywhere except straight down by morning. chopstick rested adj. Drunk beyond finding the small table ornament a safer place for yourself than the bed. Zealan spent the morning chopstick rested, propped beside the washbasin with his hands neatly together. chopstick standed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you upright only by becoming a narrow support for everything nearby. Madielynn woke chopstick standed, holding the kitchen wall in place until the headache passed. chopstickered adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast must be lifted in pairs and conveyed by guesswork. Onia ate toast chopstickered, pursuing each crumb with the solemnity of an archaeological dig. chopstickeried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every small object require concentration, balance and a second attempt. Anyka got chopstickeried and spent ten minutes lifting one mushroom from the breakfast plate. chopstickfuled adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying only the quantity breakfast can be held together by two trembling points. Jamileh woke chopstickfuled, with exactly one grape's worth of ambition remaining. chopstickinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of which fingers, sleeves and breakfast acquire a persistent adhesive relationship. Ahil emerged chopstickinessed, with rice attached to his cuff and no recollection of the arrangement. chopstickismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to an unpleasantly narrow view of the world. Theofilos woke chopstickismed and spent breakfast objecting to a perfectly ordinary takeaway menu. chopstickologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still treating the breakfast table as a practical examination. Rahzel got chopstickologied and corrected the way everyone held their toast at half past eight. choqued adj. Drunk to the point where every chair is received as a sudden, heavy impact. Jojo became choqued and sat down as though struck by the furniture. choragraphied adj. Drunk by closing time, and rearranging the morning's objects until their accidental pattern offers insight. May woke choragraphied, moving mugs and receipts into a meaningful composition beside the kettle.