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chordomesoblasted adj. Sharpened by drink into a central organising principle that gives every bad idea an origin story. Nazere went chordomesoblasted and traced the evening's mistakes to one supposedly crucial handshake. chordophoned adj. Loosened by drink into an instrument on which every passing conversation can be played. Leonards became chordophoned and plucked dramatic conclusions from ordinary remarks. chordoplasmed adj. Emboldened by drink to place a small, promising idea at the centre of an elaborate development. Iseral got chordoplasmed and announced that the discarded napkin contained the evening's essential plan. chordopoxed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a persistent little outbreak, while remaining certain of rapid progress. Alasha went chordopoxed and took twelve minutes to decide which side of the pavement was forward. chordopoxvirused adj. Drunk and spreading a single confident idea through every conversation it reaches. Sukhreet became chordopoxvirused and persuaded three tables that the lost umbrella was a civic matter. chordotomied adj. Drunk to the extent of selectively disabling the pathways by which sensible objections reach the mouth. Cristalle became chordotomied and treated every warning as a distant medical possibility. chordotonaled adj. Having drunk more than the glass of water can register, with every nerve responding to the refrigerator door. Knute, thoroughly chordotonaled, mistook the refrigerator's hum for a message about hydration. chordworked adj. You have drunk enough to play the cutlery drawer as though it were an accomplished evening ensemble. Squire became chordworked and performed the saucepan lids for the benefit of the sofa. chore coated adj. Of a drinker: dressed for arduous domestic work, though only the journey to the sofa is intended. chore wheelled adj. Of a drinker who has assigned tomorrow's housework by spinning the rota, then fallen asleep beside it. Jentrie became chore wheelled and allocated dusting to everyone before losing the pointer. chorea gravidarumed adj. A drinker who circles the kitchen with the solemn, unsettled movements of someone awaiting a very late supper. Ramesh became chorea gravidarumed, orbiting the oven while insisting the pudding was imminent. chorea-acanthocytosised adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to sit down develops a life of its own. Taranda became chorea-acanthocytosised and negotiated with the sofa before finally missing it. choreaed (/kəˈɹiːəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who turns clearing the kitchen into a circular dance with an inaudible chorus. Khase went choreaed around the table, collecting teaspoons and returning them to different drawers. choreboyed adj. The condition of a drinker who volunteers for every household task and completes none of them. chored (/t͡ʃɔːd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the ordinary business of keeping house as a personal campaign. Endri got chored and scrubbed one plate repeatedly while ignoring the full sink. choreed (/ˈkɔːɹiːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who gives each domestic instruction a long first syllable and a short conclusion. Lauria was choreed, stretching the word 'water' across the entire passage to the kitchen.