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choreologied adj. The state of being drunk and annotating every stagger as a significant movement. Nixola became choreologied and insisted the trip to the lavatory had three distinct phases. choreologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub floor requires notation before he can cross it. Myrlee got choreologisted and marked each trip to the bar with a careful flourish. choreomaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot hear a tune without immediately demonstrating it. Meron got choreomaniaed and danced beside the fruit machine until closing time. choreomusicologied adj. Reduced by drink to explaining how every song dictates a particular movement of the knees. Jahzarra became choreomusicologied and lectured over the jukebox about its effect on footwork. choreopoemed adj. Softened by drink into delivering verse while expressing each line with the whole body. Bana got choreopoemed and recited a sonnet through a sequence of careful shoulder movements. choreotriched adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, whirling creature, circling the ale mat with marine persistence. Austinjames went choreotriched and revolved around the table whenever anyone raised a glass. choreotrichided adj. Loosened by drink into a minute swimmer, drifting from conversation to conversation in lively spirals. Josanne became choreotrichided and floated between groups without completing a single sentence. chorepiscopused adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint himself bishop of the snug and issue rural decrees. Chrishonda got chorepiscopused and began granting dispensations for unfinished pints. choreused adj. Slowed by drink to speak in a heavy beat, with the final word arriving after the thought. choreutided adj. Drunk and fluttering from lamp to lamp, with the fragile determination of a small moth. Teffani went choreutided and spent ten minutes orbiting the heated patio lamp. chorewomanned adj. Drunk to the point where every spill, ashtray and abandoned glass becomes your responsibility. Alaisa got chorewomanned and tidied the entire table before finding her own seat. chori burgered adj. Drunk enough to regard a spicy sausage patty in a bun as the proper end to the evening. Kanhaiya got chori burgered and ordered the hottest item from the late-night hatch. choriambed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a steady metre, though every sentence still attempts four beats. Maurisa became choriambed and delivered her order in a lurching pattern of long and short syllables. choriambicked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary rhythm, with the first and last words carrying the whole conversation. Mylana went choriambicked and stretched the opening and closing words of every anecdote. choriambused adj. Drunk in a way that joins a slow opening to a brisk middle and a long, misplaced conclusion. Jamaka became choriambused and gave his order in a strangely complete metrical foot. choriatikied adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the remaining crisps with Aegean solemnity. Jeliah got choriatikied and divided the crisps into an impeccably balanced salad.