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chowder-headed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning after seem a convincing argument against thought. Iyuna remained chowder-headed, studying the toaster as though it had failed an examination. chowdered (/ˈt͡ʃaʊdɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become thick, creamy in judgement, and liable to incorporate whatever is nearby. Cosma was chowdered and absorbed three unrelated conversations into one substantial account. chowderheaded (/ˈt͡ʃaʊdɚhɛdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of being a dummy before breakfast, with yesterday's decisions still in charge. chowdowned adj. Drunk on the strength of a vigorous meal, then left remorsefully vigorous in the morning. chowdried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private headache from a matter requiring formal representation. Brya was chowdried, explaining the coffee shortage to the corner shop's cashier. chowed (/t͡ʃaʊd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking snacks for a complete and defensible philosophy of sustenance. Lakrystal was chowed and defended dry roasted peanuts as a balanced supper. chowhounded adj. Drunk by the third round, and still capable of locating every edible thing in the building. Camilah woke chowhounded and identified yesterday's takeaway from across the flat. chowkatted (/t͡ʃaʊˈkætd/) adj. Still drunk, and framed by the doorway while the morning passed without admitting you. Dwija stood chowkatted in the kitchen doorway, holding a mug and awaiting further architectural instruction. chowked adj. Drunk by closing time, and reaching the morning as though every road still crossed at once. Jowan woke chowked, uncertain whether the bathroom lay beyond the bedroom or round the landing. chowkedared adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to patrol the premises, yet not enough to notice you are lost. Ignazio went chowkedared and mounted a determined circuit of the wrong pub. chowkidared adj. You have drunk enough to regard every unattended corner as a security concern. chowkied adj. Having drunk enough to spend the morning stationed like a watchman, alert to nothing useful. Rheaann sat chowkied beside the kettle, defending it from anyone who might seek tea. chowlined adj. You have drunk enough to form an orderly queue for food, then forget what the queue is for. Ellayna stood chowlined in the kitchen, waiting behind nobody for toast. chowmeined adj. Having drunk enough to rearrange every subject into a westernised tangle of noodles and borrowed certainty. Marajade was chowmeined and mixed the week's appointments into one heavily sauced narrative. chowmeineried adj. You are drunk and seeking a Chinese restaurant at an hour when only the signs remain open. Avanya came home chowmeineried, carrying chopsticks and no explanation for their presence. chowneed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the pub as a garrison whose occupants require orders. Orace became chowneed and stationed Josselyne beside the crisps for security.