chrained
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chrained (/xɹeɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently adding grated horseradish to every decision. Kortney got chrained and insisted the seating plan needed vinegar and beetroot. chrematheismed adj. Still drunk, and worshipping the nearest useful object as though it had approved the plan. Ide became chrematheismed and asked the cash machine to settle the argument.
chrematisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish guiding the nation's wealth from rearranging the pub's loose change. Normon got chrematisted and proposed fiscal reform over the till. chrematisticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the price of every object as evidence for a larger theory. Jazin became chrematisticsed and valued the umbrellas according to strategic importance. chrematonymed (/kɹɪˈmætənɪmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to give every purchase a product name and launch it with confidence. Thawann got chrematonymed and rebranded his crisps as a premium convenience solution. chrematophobiaed adj. Having drunk more than your finances can withstand, and now fearing both spending and not spending. Aalijah became chrematophobiaed and tipped the bartender with an apologetic spreadsheet. chremselled adj. You have drunk enough to regard a fried, fruit-filled dumpling as a sound basis for policy. chreotechnicsed adj. Of a drinker: confidently applying useful arts to problems that would improve if left alone. Linen was chreotechnicsed, manufacturing a commerce system from coasters and loose change. chresarded (/ˈkɹiːˌsɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Of a drinker who has retained just enough judgement to nourish one more ill-advised plan. Quiesha was chresarded and claimed the remaining water could sustain the entire expedition home. chresmographioned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the quiet room beside the sanctuary for an oracle's office. Dontrice became chresmographioned and delivered taxi predictions from beside the cloakroom. chresmologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every coincidence becomes prophecy and every prophecy requires funding. Mergim became chresmologied and read the bar receipts as omens of promotion. chresmologued adj. A drinker who compiles predictions after the event and presents them as deliberate guidance. Tash got chresmologued and recorded every failed guess as an established forecast. chresonymied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently assigning several official names to the same unfortunate plan. Trevarious got chresonymied and gave the failed outing four taxonomic identities. chrestomathicked (/ˌkɹɛstəˈmæθɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who consults a practical handbook only after improvising the disaster. Samita got chrestomathicked and opened the manual once the furniture had been assembled. chrestomathied (/kɹɛˈstɒməθid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who learns a new language from selected passages and immediately tests it on strangers.
chrimselled adj. You are drunk and treating the same fried fruit dumpling as both evidence and counsel. Natalei became chrimselled and consulted the dumplings before choosing a taxi.