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CBG'd adj. You are drunk and moving with the loose, preliminary coordination of someone whose limbs are still in draft form. Nathainel was CBG'd and tested the first stair with his shoe before trusting it. CBIR'd adj. Drunk enough to retrieve the wrong image with complete confidence, then defend its relevance. Dnia got CBIR'd and produced a photograph of a bicycle when asked for the address. CBIRS'd adj. Drunk past the point of operating a retrieval system without filing every photograph under the same result. Reynaliz got CBIRS'd and searched the wedding album for the missing car keys. CBJ'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking unnecessary precautions with the evening's more intimate arrangements. Dawn was CBJ'd and approached the subject with the caution of a minor procurement exercise. CBL'd adj. Slowed by drink to learning through repeated practical demonstrations, beginning with locating your own bed. Kelseyann was CBL'd and needed three demonstrations before operating the toaster. CBM'd adj. Softened by drink into building material that no longer bears weight reliably. Mystee was CBM'd and used the staircase as an architectural suggestion. CBMP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid pose, ready to leave but unable to begin the movement. Shafonda stood CBMP'd beside the coats, perfectly positioned for departure and wholly stationary. CBN'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can oxidise gracefully, and now operating as its residue. Micalyn was CBN'd and found the late bus to be an oxidation product of the taxi. CBND'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and fully developed into a decorative feature of the cloakroom. Sebrenia was CBND'd, holding three coats and none of the correct tickets. CBO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every harmless impulse acquires the solemnity of an official prohibition. Noah-james was CBO'd and banned himself from sending another message. CBOW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the words nearby as sufficient context for any conclusion. Andrews became CBOW'd and used the menu, coaster, and receipt as one sentence. CBP'd adj. Having drunk enough to require a bypass around ordinary judgement before reaching any conclusion. Ninia got CBP'd and routed every sensible suggestion through an elaborate alternative plan. CBPP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and firing off involuntary movements whenever another person does. Makeia went CBPP'd on the stairs, and Ronniel began flinching at every handrail. CBR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to receive every household noise as a message from deep space. Shakeer got CBR'd and answered the humming fridge in a tone of professional significance. CBS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who sees elaborate visitors in the kitchen, despite the lights having been switched off. Michuel got CBS'd and politely offered a chair to the coat stand. CBSE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who develops software-like procedures for an evening that plainly lacks specifications. Gilda became CBSE'd and allocated the party into reusable modules with no obvious purpose.