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chromodacryorrheaed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary tears, producing a red-eyed farewell to the departing taxi. Kenli became chromodacryorrheaed when last orders separated her from a perfectly adequate evening. chromodomained adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the coat, the keys and the route home remain under separate management. Balaj was chromodomained by closing time, manipulating all three objects without successfully combining them. chromodorided adj. Drunk in a way that sends you gliding from the bar towards the exit, brightly coloured and difficult to redirect. chromodoridided adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home proceeds in slow, decorative movements rather than a straight line. Vyvy became chromodoridided outside the pub, crossing the pavement in a series of deliberate glides. chromoductanted adj. Drunk to a degree that transports every chromosome-sized thought from one conversation to another without warning. Tyneika grew chromoductanted during the third round and carried the barmaid's remark into three unrelated conversations. chromoductioned adj. Drunk to the extent of transporting yourself, intermittently, between the bar, the cloakroom and the wrong exit. Avroop became chromoductioned after last orders and changed locations without recalling the intervening passage. chromodynamicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of exchanging brightly coloured arguments at velocity, especially while waiting for a taxi. Raveena grew chromodynamicsed and conducted a lively dispute about taxi fares with the entire queue. chromoed (/ˈkɹəʊməʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every recollection of the evening appear brightly printed and historically unreliable. Dayquon was chromoed and gave the staircase a vividly coloured but inaccurate history. chromoendoscopied adj. Drunk since last orders, and examining the route home through every available illuminated window. Rynleigh left chromoendoscopied, inspecting each shopfront as though the correct bus were inside it. chromoesophagoscopied adj. Drunk by the third round, and peering down the evening's long passage for signs of the way out. Kacei was chromoesophagoscopied by half past ten, studying the corridor for a route towards the coats. chromofunginned adj. Drunk by closing time, and secreting small, unexplained messages to everyone involved in getting home. Jovonny was chromofunginned by closing time, sending each friend a separate instruction about the same taxi. chromogened adj. Still drunk, and awaiting conversion by daylight into a person capable of locating the correct coat. Andralyn remained chromogened in the cloakroom, colourless with fatigue and holding somebody else's ticket. chromogenesised adj. Too drunk to create a route home without first producing several new colours of confusion. Faya became chromogenesised after last orders, generating fresh confusion around every available taxi. chromogenicitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every blank wall, coat and taxi sign appear capable of producing colour. Deaquan grew chromogenicitied on the walk home and found pigment in the greyest station wall. chromograninned adj. Having drunk enough to release a separate message, excuse or farewell whenever the evening is compressed. Crystopher became chromograninned at last orders, secreting fresh farewells each time the taxi door opened. chromographed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can print clearly, leaving a faded account of rounds, coats and the journey home. Jonethan left chromographed, unable to reproduce the order of pubs visited before reaching the station.