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Cerrobended
adj.
Slowed by drink to the melting point at which standing becomes a provisional arrangement.
Nabhya was
Cerrobended
and settled gradually into the nearest upholstered chair.
CertHE'd
adj.
Softened by drink into a morning-after qualification, with the evening's higher learning no longer quite official.
Skyli woke
CertHE'd
, having acquired a certificate in finding the kettle without opening his eyes.
Certificate of Needed
adj.
You are drunk and convinced that every wobble demonstrates an urgent public need for another round.
Donnalynn became
Certificate of Needed
and requested a grant for the second handrail.
Cervantisted
adj.
A drinker who mistakes a windmill, a coat rack and a staircase for separate adventures.
Meea was
Cervantisted
and challenged the umbrella stand before attempting the stairs.
Cervenka syndromed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that balance, speech and the route home have become unrelated matters.
Antrez was
Cervenka syndromed
and addressed the banister as though it were a solicitor.
Cesareaned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to cross the kitchen for water without consulting anyone first.
Cordy was
Cesareaned
and made the perilous expedition from sofa to sink alone.
Cesarianed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which reaching the glass of water becomes an evening's project.
Brithany was
Cesarianed
, advancing towards the kitchen with careful pauses beside each chair.
Cesarismed
adj.
Of a drinker who has made the bar's arrangements subject to personal decree.
Charbel became
Cesarismed
and reorganised the seating without consulting anyone seated.
Cesky terriered
adj.
The condition of a drinker who is short-stepping, sturdy and determined to hunt down the missing shoe.
Tymberlyn was
Cesky terriered
, tracking one shoe beneath every table.
Cestrianed
(/ˈsɛstɹiːənd/)
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has made the landing a destination rather than part of the journey.
Lavancha was
Cestrianed
and settled on the landing as though she had reached Chester.
Cetti's warblered
(/ˈtʃɛtizd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to brief, bright bursts of speech from somewhere among the shrubbery.
Roianne got
Cetti's warblered
and announced each stair from the shadows.
Ceutanned
adj.
Softened by drink into a person whose knees negotiate every step independently.
Honour was
Ceutanned
and descended the stairs with two separate opinions per knee.
Cewaed
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a proper name from an invitation to continue drinking.
Jannia became
Cewaed
and proposed a toast to everyone whose name she could not remember.
Ceylon gooseberried
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs have become pleasantly independent of one another.
Carlianne was
Ceylon gooseberried
, waving to the landing with one hand and missing it with both feet.
Ceylon ironwooded
adj.
Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs without consulting either gravity or the handrail.
Dellene was
Ceylon ironwooded
and rejected the banister as an unnecessary concession.
Ceylon lacked
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which each stair requires a separate committee meeting.
Marialy was
Ceylon lacked
and reached the landing before deciding whether to continue.
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