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chromometered adj. Too drunk to compare any colour with a reference standard, including the colour of your own face. Rambo became chromometered and declared the emergency exit a respectable shade of navy. chromomethylased adj. Sufficiently drunk to alter the character of every inherited thought before passing it on. chromometried adj. Having drunk enough to measure colour with great precision and no useful purpose. Aurely became chromometried and ranked the sauces by saturation during the main course. chromomycinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening permits, and treating every objection as a medicinal compound. chromomycosised adj. You have drunk enough to develop a persistent, darkly decorative account of the night. Juanell became chromomycosised and described the supper as a spreading brown pattern. chromonared adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle crawl, especially when the floor begins unexpectedly to move. Enger went chromonared on the stairs and required one landing for each remaining step. chromoned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of elaborate chemical distinction, ultimately unable to open the toilet door. Celedonio became chromoned and described the lager as a substituted heterocycle before losing the key. chromonemaed adj. Of a drinker who has coiled the evening into one long filament and misplaced the intervening details. chromonychiaed adj. Describing a drinker who displays the night's colour changes chiefly at the fingertips and beneath the nails. Zeta became chromonychiaed and inspected her hands beneath every available light. chromonymed adj. A drinker who has assigned a separate colour-name to every person present, without being asked. Aurora grew chromonymed and addressed the doorman as ‘ochre’ for most of the evening. chromopeptided adj. A drinker so far gone that every harmless remark acquires an added, conspicuous component. Tmaya became chromopeptided and appended a vivid afterthought to every sentence. chromopermittivitied adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's tolerance for colour has become a measurable physical property. Avrum spent breakfast insisting the grey toast possessed a chromatic constant, thoroughly chromopermittivitied. chromopexied adj. Drunk to the extent of storing every colour encountered last night, without any means of releasing it. Colletta remained chromopexied over coffee, retaining the pub's red, green and yellow in equal measure. chromophaned adj. Drunk on the strength of colours that have faded by morning but left their fat-soluble impression. Atavion woke chromophaned, describing yesterday's lamps as though they were dissolving in butter. chromophiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still readily taking the stain of every conversation offered. Tanor got chromophiled and acquired the breakfast table's opinions before the kettle boiled. chromophiliaed adj. Describing a drinker who absorbs every available colour, chiefly from a poorly managed dinner. Luisiana became chromophiliaed and displayed the curry across both sleeves.