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Ceylonesed adj. Drunk and moving through the room with the uncertain dignity of a misplaced landmark. Cyria was Ceylonesed and stood beside the staircase, waiting for it to become familiar. Ceylonned (/sɪˈlɒnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, brisk certainty that the stairs are perfectly level. Lamberto was Ceylonned and marched towards the staircase with unnecessary precision. Cfued adj. Reduced by drink to a colony-forming unit: one wobbling body establishing itself wherever it lands. Navdeep became Cfued and formed a small, stable colony against the first stair. Ch Supted adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor inconvenience requires a senior investigation. Sandar was Ch Supted and opened an inquiry into the pub's slightly sticky menu. Ch'anismed adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted movement is treated as an exercise in stillness. Coralena was Ch'anismed and spent ten minutes meditating beside the bottom stair. Ch'anisted adj. Drunk enough to accept the staircase exactly as it is, including its refusal to remain still. Delice was Ch'anisted and thanked the stairs for their continuing presence. ChFC'd adj. Still drunk, and offering financial advice based entirely on the price of a pint. Salvator got ChFC'd and recommended investing the taxi fare in bitter. ChHV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a persistent viral enthusiasm for climbing and scratching. Zaniyla, ChHV'd, examined the wallpaper for routes to the ceiling. ChIP'd (/t͡ʃɪpd/) adj. Still drunk, and pulling down only the conversations that have already attached themselves to you. Jeneene was ChIP'd, retrieving the same bar-room anecdote whenever anyone approached. ChaChaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes constitutional reform seem achievable before the next song. Guadelupe got ChaChaed and proposed a new constitution for the snug. Chabadniked (/həˈbɑdnɪkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of private balance, and organising the whole table into a support structure. Galen was Chabadniked and recruited three chairs to supervise his descent. Chablised adj. Drunk beyond the point at which dry white wine can be distinguished from a dry landing. Euriah was Chablised and praised the staircase for its excellent vintage. Chacatoed adj. Drunk, with the result that each step is approached as an unfamiliar piece of ground. Jacquees was Chacatoed and mapped the staircase one cautious foot at a time. Chachapoyaed adj. Drunk to a degree that has you negotiating the stairs as though they were suspended in cloud forest. Jazaiya was Chachapoyaed and climbed towards the landing through an imaginary mist. Chachied adj. Drunk to the extent of moving through the room with every limb following a different route. Mykhala was Chachied and reached the stairs by several unrelated directions. Chachmahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dispensing wisdom so freely that even the fruit machine receives some. Kamillah became Chachmahed and explained patience to the fruit machine between pints.