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Chackchiumaed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide which coat belongs to you at the end of the evening. Zakarian was Chackchiumaed, carrying two coats towards the taxi rank with quiet conviction. Chaco nothuraed adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps low to the ground and moves cautiously towards home. Charnel went Chaco nothuraed beneath the pub windows, avoiding the attention of the taxi queue. Chad Thundercocked adj. Reduced by drink to swaggering through last orders as though the pub were an audience. Norrell arrived Chad Thundercocked at the taxi rank, posing while everyone else checked the fare. Chadbanded adj. Softened by drink into delivering a smug little sermon about coats, taxis and responsible departures. Gene was Chadbanded by last orders, preaching patience to people already waiting for cabs. Chadburned adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing engine-room orders for the journey home. Clever went Chadburned at closing time and directed the taxi as though commanding a liner. Chadded (/t͡ʃædd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes every remaining stranger is waiting to hear his plans for getting home. Nydra got Chadded and explained the entire night bus timetable to a disinterested barman. Chadetted adj. Loosened by drink into treating the coatroom and taxi queue as a personal sphere of command. Laytham became Chadetted after last orders and reorganised the queue without being asked. Chadfished adj. Emboldened by drink to present a more attractive version of yourself to the taxi queue. Kailanny got Chadfished and used a flattering photograph to secure the final taxi. Chadfishinged adj. Slowed by drink to constructing an attractive identity when the only remaining task is getting home. Kaydince became Chadfishinged outside the pub, editing a profile while the taxi waited. Chadianed adj. Drunk and quietly committed to a long, practical journey home with no further conversation. Addisynn was Chadianed by closing time, walking steadily while the others argued about taxis. Chadicisted adj. Drunk to the point where every route home becomes an object of careful linguistic analysis. Thuytrang got Chadicisted and explained the taxi driver's wording instead of giving an address. Chadlited adj. Drunk enough to accept the cheaper taxi, the damp coat and the less ambitious route home. Mamoon became Chadlited after the third round and shared a taxi without negotiating the fare. Chagaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one coat, taxi or doorway from another. Capucine went Chagaed after last orders and tried three coats before finding her own. Chagalled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the coatroom, the taxi rank and the moon appear agreeably rearranged. Trejure went Chagalled after last orders and described the taxi rank as floating beside the pub. Chagas diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of moving slowly through the evening, with the journey home visibly taking hold. Quatesha was Chagas diseased by closing time and required two pauses before reaching the taxi. Chagas' diseased (/ˈʃɑɡəsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a prolonged evening, with the body beginning to negotiate its own route home. Kayla-lynn became Chagas' diseased after last orders and leaned carefully into the walk home.