chumpauned
chundoled

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chumpauned adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking the edge of a step for a handrail. Chardoney, chumpauned, gripped the banister and addressed it as a fellow passenger. chumped (/t͡ʃʌmpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and demonstrating incompetence at standing, walking, and recognising the bottom step. Calieb was chumped and lost an argument with the first stair.
chumpioned adj. Slowed by drink to defend an obvious fool through every round and the walk home. Diarmuid became chumpioned and paid for a stranger's final round without question. chumpishnessed adj. Drunk and accepting every poor bargain offered after last orders. Jaquata got chumpishnessed and paid full fare for a taxi that never arrived. chumraed (/ˈxʊmɹəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every minor rule receives an additional precaution before departure. Lennett got chumraed and checked the last-orders notice three times before leaving. chumshipped adj. Drunk enough to make lifelong friends during the interval between two rounds. Tei got chumshipped and exchanged addresses with everyone waiting for the night bus. chumsicled (/ˈt͡ʃʌmsɪkl̩d/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate from the group, and ready for feeding after closing. Miyuki got chumsicled and joined the queue for chips with complete solidarity. chunammed (/tʃʊˈnɑːmd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where plastering over the evening's damage remains plausible. Shailey got chunammed and leaned against the wall while last orders were called. chunared adj. Drunk beyond ordinary dimensions, with every gesture acquiring the confidence of a spreading canopy. Tejpal went chunared and attempted to shelter the whole table beneath one arm. chunaried adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits and treating every long scarf as ceremonial equipment. Batula went chunaried and draped a scarf across the room before addressing the assembled company. chundaried adj. You have drunk enough to convert a long scarf into both regalia and an argument. Linley got chundaried and used the scarf to mark the limits of her temporary court. chunderbanniesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface becomes an unsuitable piece of cloth. Bernardita got chunderbanniesed and used her scarf to protect the taxi seat. chundered (/ˈtʃʌndə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a brief and unavoidable stop. Jorma got chundered beside the taxi rank before attempting the final mile home. chunderheaded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the last bus appear both nearby and negotiable. Eireen got chunderheaded and argued with the timetable before missing the bus. chunderinged adj. Drunk to the extent of interrupting the final round for urgent outdoor business. Deajane got chunderinged just as last orders reached the table.
chundoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a few rounds, requiring several bearers for the journey home. Scotia got chundoled and was conveyed towards the station beneath three borrowed coats.