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church crawlered adj. Sharpened by drink into a slow inspection of every corridor, seeking the original location of the night. Kaleela went church crawlered through the house, examining each doorway for clues. church crowned adj. Loosened by drink into wearing the duvet as a ceremonial headpiece while confronting the morning. Dachia appeared church crowned, balancing the duvet over her head during breakfast.
church doored adj. Emboldened by drink to make a grand entrance into the kitchen, then forget why. Sharonda came church doored into breakfast and immediately lost the purpose of arriving. church giggled adj. Drunk to the point where a quiet room produces helpless laughter, particularly before the first coffee. Disney woke church giggled and laughed at the toaster without offering an explanation. church hatted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake any suitably broad headwear for formal attire and defend the choice at length. Justinpaul arrived church hatted, insisting the lampshade gave him a dignified silhouette. church keyed (/ˈtʃəːtʃ.kid/) adj. You are drunk and convinced every sealed container in reach is awaiting your particular expertise. church of eased adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the quietest corner as a place of complete relief and permanent residence. Lasheen became church of eased and treated the coat cupboard as a sanctuary from further decisions. church organisted adj. A drinker who hears a grand introduction in every conversation and supplies the missing accompaniment. Adrea became church organisted and answered the taxi driver with a majestic flourish of humming. church organned adj. Describing a drinker who treats every available surface as a keyboard for solemn, unnecessary grandeur. Kaysaun went church organned and played the windowsill until someone moved the vase. church plantered adj. A drinker so far gone that every vacant room appears suitable for founding a new congregation. Ladarrian got church plantered and began recruiting the coat stand for his inaugural meeting. church plantinged adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps establishing fresh assemblies wherever two chairs happen to face one another. Shawntaya went church plantinged and founded a new fellowship beside the vending machine. church rated adj. The drunkenness of one who has decided the evening requires a compulsory levy for the upkeep of every building present. church schooled adj. Reduced by drink to explaining ordinary matters as though addressing a classroom of attentive beginners. Mammie went church schooled and demonstrated the door handle before allowing anyone to leave. church serviced adj. Softened by drink into delivering a complete ceremonial address to anyone patient enough to remain nearby. Ellora grew church serviced and gave the bartender a closing speech about duty and renewal. church steeplesed adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking every distant point for a landmark and navigating confidently towards it. Leiliany became church steeplesed and led the party towards a radio mast she called the town centre.
church taxed adj. Drunk in a way that obliges the state, or someone acting for it, to fund the resulting clerical supervision. Meleesa grew church taxed and allocated imaginary salaries to clergy who had not attended the meal.