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church crawlered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a slow inspection of every corridor, seeking the original location of the night.
Kaleela went
church crawlered
through the house, examining each doorway for clues.
church crowned
adj.
Loosened by drink into wearing the duvet as a ceremonial headpiece while confronting the morning.
Dachia appeared
church crowned
, balancing the duvet over her head during breakfast.
church doored
adj.
Emboldened by drink to make a grand entrance into the kitchen, then forget why.
Sharonda came
church doored
into breakfast and immediately lost the purpose of arriving.
church giggled
adj.
Drunk to the point where a quiet room produces helpless laughter, particularly before the first coffee.
Disney woke
church giggled
and laughed at the toaster without offering an explanation.
church hatted
adj.
You have drunk enough to mistake any suitably broad headwear for formal attire and defend the choice at length.
Justinpaul arrived
church hatted
, insisting the lampshade gave him a dignified silhouette.
church keyed
(/ˈtʃəːtʃ.kid/)
adj.
You are drunk and convinced every sealed container in reach is awaiting your particular expertise.
church of eased
adj.
Of a drinker who has appointed the quietest corner as a place of complete relief and permanent residence.
Lasheen became
church of eased
and treated the coat cupboard as a sanctuary from further decisions.
church organisted
adj.
A drinker who hears a grand introduction in every conversation and supplies the missing accompaniment.
Adrea became
church organisted
and answered the taxi driver with a majestic flourish of humming.
church organned
adj.
Describing a drinker who treats every available surface as a keyboard for solemn, unnecessary grandeur.
Kaysaun went
church organned
and played the windowsill until someone moved the vase.
church plantered
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every vacant room appears suitable for founding a new congregation.
Ladarrian got
church plantered
and began recruiting the coat stand for his inaugural meeting.
church plantinged
adj.
The condition of a drinker who keeps establishing fresh assemblies wherever two chairs happen to face one another.
Shawntaya went
church plantinged
and founded a new fellowship beside the vending machine.
church rated
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has decided the evening requires a compulsory levy for the upkeep of every building present.
church schooled
adj.
Reduced by drink to explaining ordinary matters as though addressing a classroom of attentive beginners.
Mammie went
church schooled
and demonstrated the door handle before allowing anyone to leave.
church serviced
adj.
Softened by drink into delivering a complete ceremonial address to anyone patient enough to remain nearby.
Ellora grew
church serviced
and gave the bartender a closing speech about duty and renewal.
church steeplesed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into mistaking every distant point for a landmark and navigating confidently towards it.
Leiliany became
church steeplesed
and led the party towards a radio mast she called the town centre.
church taxed
adj.
Drunk in a way that obliges the state, or someone acting for it, to fund the resulting clerical supervision.
Meleesa grew
church taxed
and allocated imaginary salaries to clergy who had not attended the meal.
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