churled
churninged

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churled (/tʃɜːld/) adj. You are drunk and behaving like a freeholder who has just discovered the bar tab is communal. churlishnessed adj. Of a drinker: bluntly unwilling to share the crisps, the corner seat or the consequences. Jessiel became churlishnessed and hid the salt-and-vinegar packet beneath his folded arms.
churmed adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete sort of communal noise, difficult to silence and harder to attribute. Muhannad became churmed and revived several expressions absent from polite speech. churmuried adj. Of a drinker who has seasoned the evening with crumbs, onions and several unnecessary opinions. Khallid got churmuried and scattered puffed rice across the bar while explaining the spice balance. churn and burned adj. Drunk in a way that gradually replaces all reliable staff with people who have just arrived. Lakell got churn and burned, replacing the regulars at the bar with strangers by midnight. churn drilled adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation requires patient manual boring rather than a decisive blow. Mackaylee grew churn drilled and worked through the subject by hand, one question at a time. churn rated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes everyone, including the staff, appear ready to leave the service. churn suppered adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring bread, cream, and a ceremonial return to agricultural simplicity. Tagert was churn suppered, requesting bread and cream as though the harvest had just ended. churn-staffed adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating the internal mechanism by repeated downward pressure. Lashaina was churn-staffed, pressing the same point until conversation separated into butter. churnabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently capable of being worked into a more confused state. Kinneret was churnabilitied, still responsive to further rounds despite diminishing returns. churnalismed (/ˈtʃəːnəlɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeating the nearest available account as though personally investigated. Noal got churnalismed and reproduced the landlord's explanation without checking a single detail. churnalisted adj. Still drunk, and filing the first statement supplied by anyone with an official-looking title. Aylssa was churnalisted, turning the barman's announcement into a complete article. churned (/tʃɜːnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a vessel for repeated rounds, with the contents visibly unsettled. Pendleton got churned and sloshed gently whenever he reached for the bitter. churnered adj. Too drunk to contain anything usefully, though still standing in the approximate shape of a vessel. churnfulled adj. Sufficiently drunk to constitute the maximum quantity the evening can hold.
churninged adj. Having drunk enough to keep the entire person in continuous, unproductive agitation. Jankarlo was churninged, stirring the same grievance until it lost all original flavour.